METAL GEAR

This Thread was long overdue. Too long have i sat within the darkened halls of the AFW, crawling through very tall grass in the alaskan wilderness to reach this giant oil tanker while I feed on a tree frog.

METAL GEAR.

Here we shall talk about. Wheter we be logical or muthafuckin' nonsensical.

I was but 7 years of age when Meryl Silverburgh approached me with a very large gun in her hand, pointing right at my heart, the same heart she had captured with her rookie eyes and inability to switch the safety off on her FAMAS. She told me to make love to her... I responded by Punching her in the face several times before I tranquilized her. Upon doing that, I proceeded to fight some dude in a gas mask who could read my memory card, mocking me because he knew I owned an N64 and didnt have any ps1 games. Perhaps that last part is unture, but nevertheless, I killed Psycho Mantis by using a ghost type pokemon to counter his psychic powers. Either that or i just used the 2nd controller port after dying several times. >.>

10 years later. I found the really hard to find xbox version of Metal Gear Solid 2. My mind is slowly raped by the an A.I.

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

1 year after the Tanker "Bru-ha-ha", I bought Snake Eater. Subsistance Version. Life was good again.

NOW DISCUSS YOU FOOLS!

So, How about that large hole?

That boss was easy; the mind reader~

[quote="Soiuku":3pqphc9j]That boss was easy; the mind reader~