This is Bullshit! aka "Tell Me I'm Good! Tell Me I'm Still Cool!"

After being rightfully denied a shot at the Friction World Title. Kelly Conway left the arena in an angry huff, eventually marching through traffic on a busy Tokyo street and stumbling into a liquor store where she yelled at people, bought a bottle of cheap wine, threw money at the hot college student clerk, got into a cab, got kicked at out of that cab, got into another and was eventually driven to the Von Creuzfeldt Estate (Japan Branch), already downing the now open bottle of wine.

She yelled at the comm and eventually got Babd to open the goddamn gate, allowing a grumbling, cursing and near tearful Kelly Conway to stumble onto the lawn but not before turning to face the mansion and using those famous Conway windpipes.

"I HATE YOU ALL! FUCK THIS PLACE! FUCK YOU ALL! AAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!" screeched the Kelly banshee before she stumbled into the pool house. Her house and with lips attached to the cheap bottle of wine, she staggered to the bathroom and turned on the cold water before she slumped and fell into the tub, remaining there with her legs draped over the tub, downing the wine while the water and then eventual tears and sobbing made her mascara run, her makeup a mess.

"T-T-THIS...This... *Sniff*..." Sniffled the crying Conway before taking another drink. "THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!"

"Taylor's not better than me because she busted my knee and beat me! Akashi's not better than me because she fucked me up! Brittany Luuve isn't better than me, BECAUSE I beat her! Even though she beat the champion I couldn't beat! Mercy Wrenn isn't better than me because she got rid of MY best friend! And I still have plenty of loyal friends... And..." And then it all sunk in and Kelly weeped in the shower...

"Ohhh Gaaawwwdd~~!!"

"Eh?"

Chesna lifted her head as she heard the sobbing. Today was vacuuming day in the Von Creuzfeldt Estate (Japan Branch) and that was always harshing her mellow. With no respite from the whir of the vacuum and the particular drugs she was sampling today, she stumbled out to Kelly's house. There she made her way to Kelly's bed where after a few trips downstairs, she finally passed out. She had been expecting Kelly to come home and then she could do things to her and then go back to her work, but instead, all she got was some anguished moans that were more annoying than the vacuuming.

Stumbling out from the bedroom, she stepped into the bath and stared at Kelly. Chesna was dressed in her nurse's outfit, though it was completely unbuttoned and hanging open, and a pair of white panties that had been clearly stained.

"Why would you bathe with your clothes on?" She asked and then sighed.

Hearing Chesna's voice, Kelly's head whisked up like machine being turned on, she mechanically turned to Chesna, her eye twitching, lip quivering as her makeup ran.

"OH CHESNA IT WAS AWFUL!" She sobbed before burying her face into her hands. "I got beat up by Mercy Wrenn the fucking secretary~~!" She sobbed into her hands, having to get it out of her system and yet hoping Chesna didn't hear it.

"Huuh?"

Chesna narrowed her eyes as if that would help her hear better when Kelly whispered. "Who?" She asked. "You mean that match?" She asked. "I..." Chesna lifted her head up like she had something profound to say but then the thought died and she drooped. She sighed.

"Um... you wanna fuck? I'm really horny right now." Chesna said as though it was a natural thing to follow what Kelly said.

"THE PINK ONE-HUNDRED POUND PINK HAIRED SECRETARY!" She screeched to correct Chesna after removing her face from her tear stained hands, only to cry even harder and re-bury her face when Chesna asked if she wanted to fuck.

"NO CHESNA! NOO!" She whined before taking a long drink from her bottle. "Akashi Tanikaze beat me in our match! Gave me cuts and bruises and then Brittany Luuve said I was too ugly for a title shhhhoot!! Waaahaaahhh!!!" Kelly sobbed loudly, sounding more like a child as she truly cried for the first time in ages.

"I never even got to beat my sworn enemy! It was B-B...B... BRITTANY LUUUUUUUVEEEEE!!! IM GONNA HAVE ONE SHORT TITLE REIGN AND BUSTED KNEE JUST LIKE DADDY!!! AAAAUUHHHHH!!!"

"You're loud."

Chesna said and took a step back away from Kelly and blinked. Her eyes wandered to the bottle. "Did you get bath water in the bottle?" She asked. Chesna shrugged off her coat and then stepped out of her panties, showing off her nude form.

She then stepped over Kelly's wet, sopping form and into the tub and slowly lowered herself down into the cold water. "Nnnn... it's nice." She said and then began to yank Kelly's leg up and start to tug on her sneakers.

"I think that girl used to live or work here." Chesna said almost absent mindedly.

"NO I DIDN'T GET BATHWATER IN THE BOTTLE AND OF COURSE IM LOUD! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!" Kelly shouted, her cheeks puffing as she huffed in the tub, paying no mind to Chesna's hot nude form as she got into the tub and helped remove Kelly's sneakers until she was barefoot, resting her feet over Chesna's shoulders. She knew what the Doctor wanted and if she desired it, she could have it.

"I don't care. She's a traitor. Just like Talia! Just like Karisma! Even Haruna was a back stabbing bitch!" Kelly raged before eyeing Chesna carefully. "Even you have left me out to dry before..." She growled before lowering her head, wondering if the lack of loyalty in her life was karma for being such a bitch.

Chesna yanked up Kelly's bare foot and bit down on the wet toes. She pulled her mouth as drool mixed with bath water.

"So I can go kill my self again?" She huffed and began licking Kelly's toes. While she stuffed her mouth full of Kelly's nibblers, she leaned forward and tried to snag a finger underneath Kelly's skirt and hook her panties.

The doctor pulled her mouth free long enough to look at Kelly. "Do you want some of my stuff? It might kill you though... I guess you shouldn't..." Chesna sighed as she struggled. "Do you want friends or just people to stand around..."

Chesna tugged at Kelly's panties.

"Whatever..."

"And then I get rejected!? For my Faa-Yaah!?" Kelly continued her whining until she felt that bite on her toes. "C-Chesna!" She shouted as she threw her hands up then down, her hair now a complete, wet mess, lifting her legs up so Chesna could just take off her panties. At this point, Kelly didn't care.

Kelly was about to answer Chesna, already feeling like downing some weird pill would heal her pain, this emptiness. "...Its funny... I didn't want friends. Just soldiers at my command... And they all just fucked me over." Said Kelly with her head hanging low.

"You're all I have in this world, Doctor."

"You're dumb." Chesna said between sliding her tongue in and out of the spaces between Kelly's toes.

When she had enough, she leaned forward, sloshing the water around a bit until she pressed her palm against Kelly's exposed sex. Her other hand pressed a wet palm into Kelly's breast. She used it to keep herself propped up as she tried to focus on Kelly's eyes. "If I've all you got left, then we should just kill ourselves."

Chesna's eyelids dropped and she slumped forward, her head bumping against Kelly's as she slid down the blonde's frame like she was slippery.

Chesna sputtered and huffed against Kelly's neck. "What do you care about what a bunch of idiots think anyway?" She asked as she decided to try and weave her hand up Kelly's wet shirt and seize the breast properly. "Whatever. I don't care." Chesna said, turning her head to look away from Kelly.