Storytime With Go Fuck Yourself

You gotta show her who's the boss in front of the kids or they'll never respect you. It's all about showing dominance in the animal kingdom.

DDT her ass.

I DID show my dominance. She came over looking for food and I was all "Naw, bitch" and left.

But if you knew ANYTHING about wrestling quadrapeds, you'd know that you can't DDT them. You can suplex, powerbomb, and piledrive them. A judicious application of an over-the-shoulder backbreaker would suffice, but I'm not one to throw my weight around.

Observe.

Take it from someone who has to live with them.

Deer suck.

O.o

There are deer in your house?

I live in Bumfuck, NC.

They live everywhere around here. You can barely walk out the door without spotting them sometimes. ~_~

There is deer around where I live too.

They're everywhere here, too. At my old place they'd always be in the back yard eating whatever. Not at my new place, though.

That doesn't really narrow it down, though. I thought all of NC was pretty big on the bumfuck. " title="Neutral" />

I'm in the middle of Randolph County (And that's as specific as I'm going to be in a public forum).

You don't get much more bumfuck than Randolph County. >_<