Friction vs Tension Pro - Akashi & Taylor vs Tai & Brad Chad

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What's this? The bootiful, uh..rather, beautiful Taylor is down!? This picture could've been almost perfect for Brad if only the scenary was without the zillions of fans, and the ring was actually a king sized bed. Sigh...a man can only dream, right? Atleast Brad is still a daily subscriber to "Girls Next Door Magazine". If he can't get a woman in real life, atleast he still has page number 74, 3rd column!

Anyway, with Taylor on the ground, it was time for Brad to switch up and attempt to assume the mount position! Brad would try to straddle the woman, hooking his heels between her legs and grapevining his insteps around her shins. If this went through, it would take away some control over her lower body, leaving her to only fend with her upperbody while bearing his weight!
Atleast this way, she can still punch and stuff, right? Or...does Taylor have a quick emergency escape planned? What's going to happen?

"What are--ewwwwww..." Taylor groaned as Brad climbed on top and wrapped up her legs. Her head was still cloudy, but it was time to put it to use. She cringed from the thought of it, but she reached up to grab onto Brad's slicked up hair with both hands and yank his head down. At the same time she jerked her forehead up to smash it into his face.

The sooner she was out from under this tool the better. Maybe she could mess up his face while she was down there.

"Mamma Mai!"

No, Brad Chad wasn't Italian, but Taylor's headbutt had knocked him hard enough to teach him a whole new language! His vision blacked out for a split moment and the force was impactful enough to rear Brad's head back some. Not only that, but after getting knocked like that, Brad heard something...strange.
What's that sound? Canaries? Singing birds? Hey! Birds are flying around in the ring! Someone had to do something about that!

"Get these birds outta here!"

Brad shouted, still mounted ontop of Taylor. The ref looked around the ring, then back at Brad, all funny and shit.

"Birds? What the fuck?"

Obviously, to the ref, and to everyone else in the stadium, there were NO birds in the ring. Brad must've been struck sooo hard that he could've swore they even existed! He about to snap back at the ref, but then the birdies had dissappeared.
Suddenly, Brad was back to normal again, looking down at the sexy sweet thang below him, IF she hadn't thought about doing anything else to him already.

((Remember that PM? I think I spelled "Patoi" wrong and typed it as "Patio". As in, "Paa-tee-oh-" I'm so dumb. lol. Oh and LMAO at "Tool". You call Brad that I know you loooooooooove him. Just say it. lolol))

Taylor wriggled desperately to get out from under Brad, but with her legs still stuck she was going nowhere. She looked up to find her home corner where Akashi was waiting. That was as far as she needed to go.

She looked back up at Brad. With him still knocked silly, she pushed up onto one elbow and with as much of a windup as her position allowed, she swung her arm up like a baseball bat to swat him across the side of his head. The plan was to knock him sideways, wriggle free, and dive for the corner to let Akashi straighten him out.

"Oouw!"

What? Taylor just swatted Brad, aka, THE GOD INCARNATE! Why would she do that? Come to think of it, who cares? Brad knows that Taylor secretly loooooves him, anyway! She just can't find it in herself to admit it!
But wait, what's this? Taylor is getting away! Noooooooo!

"Waaaait, what's your number!?"

Brad, one one knee, calls out with an outstretched hand like it was a heartbreaking scene from some shakeperean play. He hated to see her go, but man, her little ass sure looked good as she struggled back to her corner!
Wait, is she making a tag!? Oh no! She is! She's tagging her fat male partner Akashi!

At that moment, the little gears in Brad's head started to turn:

Brad+Taylor=Sexy time....but....
Brad+Another fat dude= X_X

Screw this, Brad is gonna tag his fruity, pink haired partner, Tai, and save his own ass!

Taylor scrambled away from Brad and lunged for her home corner, reaching to slap Akashi's outstretched hand. "Your turn. I don't think the cheeseball is going to stick around and let you take a crack at him, though." She said, looking over to the opposite corner as Brad tagged in Tai.

She ducked under the middle rope and took her place by the turnbuckle, shaking the last of the stars out of her head. She grinned at Akashi, and as she got into the ring Taylor leaned way over the top rope to give her a sharp slap on the ass. "Looks like you get Betty. Go get 'em, champ."

She cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted across at Tai. "Just run away and take the count-out, lightweight! You're gonna die!"

Akashi slapped Taylor's hand and slid into the ring. "You bet. Can't have you working the whole match, right?" She hopped forward and stamped her feet on the ground. "That's right, get outta here you chicken shit!" Akashii shouted out to Brad Chad. She the slapped her hands together and crouched down as she waited for Tai to get in the ring. She was looking forward to wailing on these chumps some more.

Tai tagged himself in, hopping over the ropes and entering the ring again.

"Nice work out there Brad...you finally got on top of a girl..."

With that sarcastic comment out of the way, Tai would adjust his fingerless gloves and start circling around the girl in the ring, shaking out the last traces of his leg falling asleep before looking at Akashi, taking a short glance at the red handprint her hand left earlier before getting his arms up.

"Alright Champ......I know how hard you slap now....dont expect me to cry out again..."

Akashi grinned as she watched Tai from her crouched position. "That;'s good. I'm not trying to take your dignity, just win a match." She said as she dashed forward. This time instead of throwing out a sumo slap, she would try and catch her shoulder into his chest. She didn't want to knock him down but rather wrap him up in a bear hug and try and put the squeeze on him.

Tai would charge at Akashi as well, smashing his shoulder into her's, surprisingly managing to stay standing despite his body shaking from the blow.

He wouldnt expect her however, to attempt a bearhug, easily catching his body in her arms and squeezing, the pink haired fighter groaning and tugging at her arms.

"D-Damn it..."

Not wanting to be in this hold for long, Tai would suddenly straighten his arms and bring them together on either side of Akashi's head, slapping both of her ears at the same time with a Bell Clap, with luck, it should disorient her and let him escape!