Topic: Wrestling?

Brock Lesnar clearly does not give a single fuck.



Seriously, this is what, the third time he's taken a bump in the most dangerous way possible? It's like he's TRYING to land on his head.



Honestly, if he did, he'd probably just go super saiyan from it.

So anybody got any predictions for Royal Rumble?
I think,

The New Age Outlaws are going to defeat the Rhodes brothers' for the Tag Team Championships. And then possibly carry the titles to Elimination Chamber, where they'll drop them to the Usos.

Brock Lesnar's going to defeat Big Show, no question.

Bray Wyatt's going to defeat Daniel Bryan with the help of Rowan and Harper. I don't think they'll accompany Bray Wyatt to the ring, but will just "unexpectedly" show up when Bray needs them, and screw Daniel Bryan over.

In the Rumble itself, I think we'll see the return of both RVD and Sheamus. I think Jake Roberts will be a surprise entrant too, and will get in one last DDT before being safely eliminated. I also think CM Punk will last to the very end, only to be eliminated by Batista. This will spark a feud between them in which CM Punk uncovers a conspiracy between Batista, Orton, and the Authority to make sure that Batista and Randy Orton headline Wrestlemania, while making the fans think that they have a hero to root for in Batista. In other words, I'm expecting a Batista heel turn. (Alright, maybe that prediction's a bit far fetched, but I like the idea of it. xP)

Aaand finally, I think Daniel Bryan's going to enter himself into the Rumble as a late entrant, to take revenge on the Wyatt's. He'll eliminate both Harper and Rowan, and then proceed to win the whole dang thing. So, I'm predicting Daniel Bryan for this year's Rumble winner.

As for the World title match, I'm honestly not sure who's going to win. Maybe because I don't really care. xP Whether it's Orton or Cena, I'm hoping Brock Lesnar picks up the title before Mania and defends it against Daniel Bryan.

Soooo yeah, those are my crazy predictions. What do the rest of you guys think will happen?

Agree with the RvD and Sheamus return, hope for the Jake Roberts return too.

Bork Lazer wins to look strong for WM where he puts over someone. Or he wins the belt at EC in a multiman match and defends it against Cena. In the WWE`s eyes, nobody deserves that honor probnably more than Cena, although the smark crowd will boo them so hard that you can probably hear it from the MIR space station.

Would like to see your Batista scenario, but I guess that Orton somehow defeats Cena at RR. Batista wins the rumble, challenges Orton for WM. Basic WWE booking, as usual. I actually like Batista for his ballsy move when he went out of WWE and said that he does not like to take part in PG wrestling and his fandom of Christian(who I also like), but as now he`s back for the paycheck that has diminished a bit. I also think that *Basketball`s don`t hold grudges* and *whiney bitch rage fit*, *I am just gonna sit here* or *wheelchair I quit* Batista was hillarious, so I think he could headline a more common wrestlemania, but not sure if he should headline a big anniversary.

Daniel Bryan goes over Bray Wyatt at RR. End of story and no rumble appearance, sadly. Small chance of him winning the belt at EC.

Punk vs Hunter at WM, strong appearance at EC. If Punk re-signs, he goes over. If he resigns, HHH buries him.

Batista's ragequit was the best ragequit of ever.

The prediction I've held for a while is that it will be Punk Vs. Shield in the final four and Punk will win when the Shield collapses in on itself and finally explodes. Perhaps even with a scenario where punk gets thrown out of the ring in a way that doesn't eliminate him. (Speared through the middle ropes, for example) and while the shield are fighting, comes back in, eliminates them and wins.

OLE!

FUEGO!

OLE!