How to write good 101

Guys, I apologize in advance if my post is too long or If I was hypocritical. This is just my opinion.

Oh yes tief wants me to inform you firefox does this too and to that I say....

FUCK YOU FIREFOX!

I only ask a couple things of people.

1) Spell check your damn posts. If you don't want to use Firefox or Chrome, there's a million free spell checkers that are just a Google search away. I don't care if English isn't your first language. When the internet is making spell check so easily available, you have no excuse.

2) Re-read your damn posts before you hit Submit. >_< There's so many giant punctuation errors, and grammar errors, and just bad looking posts on this site, and so much of it could be fixed by taking a second to look over the post before submitting it.

This applies to everyone, by the way, not just new people or whatever. " title="Neutral" /> Have some pride in what you do!

In Bizarro AFW, you make off-topic thread so it turn into real thread.

Me am happy to see thread.

Also, for shame, Kitten. " title="no no.." /> You missed a good opportunity.

[quote="Kitten":3o61ya19]In an effort to help all you noob raise your roleplaying abilities I am going to give you a few tips on how to improve your posting, because I am awesome like that..

1. Avoid alliteration. Always

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They are old hat.

4. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

5. Be more or less specific.

6. Writes should never generalize.

Seven. Be constant.

8. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it is highly superfluous.

9. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it is highly superfluous.

10. Who needs rhetorical questions?

11. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.