The Drunken Snake

It had been a rough night for Brittany. First she had gotten into a fight with her lover and then she was tasered and left on a staircase. Brittany was now roaming the streets of Japan looking for a bar to drink her problems away. After a few minutes of looking Brittany found a nice looking bar and stepped through the door ready to spend a lot of money to forget this night ever happened.

Brittany looked around the bar and luckily it was still early in the night so it was not very crowded. Brittany walked over to the bar and quickly sat down. "Give me the strongest thing you have and make it quick." Brittany said as she glared at the barkeep. The barkeep looked nervously at Brittany and quickly began to pour her a drink. Brittany grabbed the drink and looked at it before downing it in one gulp. "Give me another."

McNally's was the home away from home for the Scot known as Duffy Macbain but tonight it seemed like she may just need the cot. She had been on edge during all this mess with her girlfriend and after her loss to Allison, the one who had caused her so much strife, she once again came home in a foul mood. Extra foul at Duffy who had not been there to help her out.

Duffy had been drinking the whole match and once again was already sloshed off her ass by the time Bonnie got home. Duffy spent the next few days, trying to drown out the noise with booze until finally she cracked and left. Bonnie couldn't listen to reason and Duffy wasn't able to communicate herself properly to Bonnie so she drank and Bonnie got pissed and now here she was.

She was wasted before she came in and when Brittany sat down next to her, she barely turned her head. However, when Brittany threw back her shot and immediately asked for another one, Duffy took note.

"Oi, now that's 'ow ye tak a wee tipple, lassy." Duffy said and then hooked her finger at the bartender. Oi! Just keep em comin! Fer th' both o' us."

Brittany quickly grabbed the next drink and looked over at the drunk next to her. "Who the fuck are you?" Brittany said before turning back to her drink and downing it in another gulp. "And what the fuck did you just say to me?" Brittany said as she had no idea what Duffy had just said except for the barkeep to keep the drinks coming.

"'o th' fuck am A?" Duffy said as she cocked a brow at Brittany. "A'm th' ruddy cunt that's buyin ye'r fuckin pints. So 'ow 'bout ye keep yer twat in yer knickers, ya ken?" She said with a smile on her face as she swayed a bit. "Less ye lookin tae whip it out right on th' fuckin bar Eheh! Shite!"

Duffy downed another shot and slammed it on the table. "A'm aff th gleg already an A bet I could kick yer arse at a contest o drink anyway!"

Brittany looked at Duffy and couldn't help but let out a laugh at the girls accent. "Fine whatever, As long as you keep buying i don't care." Brittany would say before slamming back another shot. Brittany then heard Duffy's next words. "I could out drink you any day." Brittany said as it seemed like Duffy already had enough to drink and Brittany was sure she could beat Duffy at a drinking contest.

Duffy grinned widely at Brittany and then slapped the girl's back. "Drink meh?" She said. "Sorry, lassie but I got a bonnie gal at home fer that! Ahaha!" She chortled and then grabbed the shot. "If ye can nae talk right I ken ye're nae made ta tak me on!"

Duffy took both of the shots and slid one to Brittany. She then raised her glass. "Cheers, mate. See ye at the bottom o th' stool!" She then cocked the shot glass back and swallowed it in one gulp.

Brittany laughed at Duffy's words. "I wouldn't want someone like you anyway. You are not woman enough for my tstes." Brittany would say before taking the shot that was passed to her and swallowing it in one gulp as well.

Brittany had only had a few shots but she was already strating to feel pretty drunk as unknown to most people Brittany was a complete lightweight when it came to drinking. However, that wouldn't stop Brittany from getting another shot as she just wanted to drink this night away.

"Oh, yeah?" Duffy said as she knocked her drink back and called for two more. "What kinda lasses ye fancy? Back alley cunts?" She said with a rueful grin. She slid the shot to Brittany and held up her hand for another toast. Normally Duffy would already be fighting with this girl but she was way more dunk than she usually was. it was a hard time even making the girl out, let alone being able to swing a proper punch. For once, she had to concentrate on drinking just so she could keep on her stool.

Brittany looked at Duffy as she suggested what girls Brittany liked. "You should watch what you say." Brittany said as she didn't that Duffy called Morrigan a back alley cunt. Brittany took the shot and quickly downed it before almost falling off of her bar stool. "If this were any other night i would shove my fist down your throat." Brittany said as she slammed the shot glass on the bar and looked at Duffy waiting for the next shot.

"An if A weren't so fucked in th arse, A'd 'ave already knocked ye on her arse, ye twat!" Duffy said and fingered the bartender for another shot. "Ye want tae shove yer pecker down me throat, lassie? Ye say yer dobs but I ken what ye mean!"

The bar reluctantly gave the two swaying girls another shot but was quite tempted to cut them both off.

Duffy grabbed her shot and gripped it tightly. She then looked at the blonde and shook her head. She threw back her shot and slammed it on the bar. She stared at Brittany. "Come on then, lassie. Whip it out fer me. A'll suck ye dry." She then held her hand in front of her like she was gripping a tube and made a lewd pantomime of sucking on a cock.