Introduction Thread: Why not Robot?

[TekRobo]

I noticed that since, well, pretty much everyone else makes an introduction thread, I'd make my own, despite already having introduced myself.

In my poking around this site, I've noticed one common thread linking all the wrestlers together:

They're all attractive. Which makes sense, considering all this wrestling is sensual at least slightly, and who'd want to wrestle as an ugly wrestler?

Still, I can't help but wonder how a hentai match would go if your opponent looked like


Peeking through the Tension rosters, I've noticed about the same thing with the males. You don't see people built like, say, this fine fellow here:

In other words, stop me before I do something everyone will regret. @_@

[Bluemouse]

AFW is like Abercrombie and Fitch. Ugly person inquires about a job: "sorry, we're not hiring right now". Attractive person walks by: "WE'LL PAY YOU MONEY!"

And there SORT of are some guys built like that, but there are NO mustaches like that in Tension. You should totally fix that. Fix it HARD. Tension guys don't do enough to fill the void caused by there being a billion girls in one place. We need male characters to mix in who are real people! AFW is a total... what's the opposite of a sausage fest? Clam fest? Get back to me on that.

Also, earlier I was brushing my teeth and I thought "wow, I never realized how phallic this seems". I wondered am I actually giving my toothbrush a BJ right now? And then the toothpaste got foamy enough the it overflowed out of my mouth into my sink and I giggled, alone in my house, for like 5 minutes. Then I felt bad about myself.


Also HELLO NEWBIE! You guys always show up in packs. Tell me something about yourself to distinguish you from the rest of this round of fresh-faced nublets, aside from the potential owner of the first burly tension wrestler with a muscular mustache.

[TekRobo]

[quote="Bluemouse":16jd2zv8]AFW is like Abercrombie and Fitch. Ugly person inquires about a job: "sorry, we're not hiring right now". Attractive person walks by: "WE'LL PAY YOU MONEY!"

And there SORT of are some guys built like that, but there are NO mustaches like that in Tension. You should totally fix that. Fix it HARD. Tension guys don't do enough to fill the void caused by there being a billion girls in one place. We need male characters to mix in who are real people! AFW is a total... what's the opposite of a sausage fest? Clam fest? Get back to me on that.

Also, earlier I was brushing my teeth and I thought "wow, I never realized how phallic this seems". I wondered am I actually giving my toothbrush a BJ right now? And then the toothpaste got foamy enough the it overflowed out of my mouth into my sink and I giggled, alone in my house, for like 5 minutes. Then I felt bad about myself.


Also HELLO NEWBIE! You guys always show up in packs. Tell me something about yourself to distinguish you from the rest of this round of fresh-faced nublets, aside from the potential owner of the first burly tension wrestler with a muscular mustache.

Uh. Hm.

I don't swear, try to be unfailingly polite, and work to keep my posts free of typos and grammatical errors.

I'm fond of transcribing my character's accents into the actual quotation text.

I want to make a character who looks like the Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2, except he has a gold tooth. He laughs loudly, fights by punching people with his MASSIVE FISTS, talks about the sanctity of the WARRIOR'S FIGHTING SPIRIT, and is the size one would expect a professional wrestler to be - vis a vis, like 6'6 and 300 lbs.

I dunno, I just want to make a bunch of unusual, offbeat characters.

[Harrier]

A mustache gets you over in Pro Wrestling. Cody's mustache is actually more over than he will ever be^^

[url:3635hna8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l9mysFumQ0[/url:3635hna8]

[Bluemouse]

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Nice.

There are plenty of 300lb guys, but mostly they don't serve much of a purpose in the actual AFW landscape. They're just there for people who want to write ridiculous mismatches with a girl getting killed, or ridiculous "tiny girl beats up giant guy" matches. You mostly have to ignore them if you look at Tension as a competitive league, and that's where the smaller, more Japanese-sized guys come into play. Bigger than most girls, but only by a little.

He should have a magnum mustache and drink tea and carry a whiskey flask and own reading glasses. And he should get all of his dental work done with no novocaine because it doesn't hurt anyway. There should be a candid picture of him somewhere of him eating a slice of pizza while gutting a deer on his dining room table, with the pizza box next to it. Also, the pizza should have sweedish meatballs, shaved steak, and pickled cabbage on it.

Readyyyy...... GO.

[TekRobo]

[quote="Bluemouse":388wwol4]

Nice.

There are plenty of 300lb guys, but mostly they don't serve much of a purpose in the actual AFW landscape. They're just there for people who want to write ridiculous mismatches with a girl getting killed, or ridiculous "tiny girl beats up giant guy" matches. You mostly have to ignore them if you look at Tension as a competitive league, and that's where the smaller, more Japanese-sized guys come into play. Bigger than most girls, but only by a little.

He should have a magnum mustache and drink tea and carry a whiskey flask and own reading glasses. And he should get all of his dental work done with no novocaine because it doesn't hurt anyway. There should be a candid picture of him somewhere of him eating a slice of pizza while gutting a deer on his dining room table, with the pizza box next to it. Also, the pizza should have sweedish meatballs, shaved steak, and pickled cabbage on it.

Readyyyy...... GO.

So... a British Gentleman Explorer? Elephant hunter? Tiger wrestler? Pith helmet?

The only problem is I can't do a British accent for beans. >__>

[KillerV]

[quote="TectonicRobot":3byytnwx]
I want to make a character who looks like the Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2, except he has a gold tooth. He laughs loudly, fights by punching people with his MASSIVE FISTS, talks about the sanctity of the WARRIOR'S FIGHTING SPIRIT, and is the size one would expect a professional wrestler to be - vis a vis, like 6'6 and 300 lbs.

[url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/tension-pro-males-f60/the-monster-madness-t5641.html:3byytnwx]The MONSTER- Madness[/url:3byytnwx]- You rang?

[quote="killerV":22e3ogvu][quote="TectonicRobot":22e3ogvu]
I want to make a character who looks like the Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2, except he has a gold tooth. He laughs loudly, fights by punching people with his MASSIVE FISTS, talks about the sanctity of the WARRIOR'S FIGHTING SPIRIT, and is the size one would expect a professional wrestler to be - vis a vis, like 6'6 and 300 lbs.

[url=http://afwrpg.informe.com/forum/tension-pro-males-f60/the-monster-madness-t5641.html:22e3ogvu]The MONSTER- Madness[/url:22e3ogvu]- You rang?

[Bluemouse]

That's his tribute to 50 Cent.

[Tatyina]

[quote="TectonicRobot":3sbipobw]

AN APE WILL DIE ON EVERY PAGE!

I have no idea what the rest of this thread is about cause I was distracted by that guy's awesomeness. (even though I forgot his name!)

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