Best Breast Canadian Style: Mazzie Lashley Vs. Eliana Weaver!

Best Breast Challenge! Match

Fighters must use their breasts the majority of the fight. Titfights, sensual or otherwise are encouraged. All attacks not including the breast must be directed AT the breasts or involve the breasts in some manner. Attacks made specifically with the breasts may be directed towards any part of the body.

Winning Condition: When a wrestler makes her opponent submit, declaring that her breasts are superior by the submitting wrestler.




Mazzie just finished oiling up her perfect breasts as she waited for her music to begin. Another challenger, another girl with hopelessly inferior breasts to utterly humiliate. She was the titfight queen and she loved ever minute she sat upon her throne. Apparently she was challenged this time by another fellow Canadian. She had hoped it was her dear cousin Linda, but it seemed that was not the case.

Once her music started up, she strode out from the back stage entrance, puffing out her chest which was bare and glistening for all to see. She made sure that they bounced with each step as catcalls rained down upon her. She loved them because they loved her tits.

Mazzie slipped into the ring and went to her corner, hopping up and down and stretching and running her fingers all along her breasts as if she were a preening peacock. When it came to breast battles, she certainly was!

Eliana was in the locker room, eagerly preparing for her debut match.  While her young and inexperienced manager had finally found her a flashy villain to face off against like she had wanted, the stipulations that came with it gave her some trepidation.  For one, attacking a person's breasts was a mean-spirited tactic, something unbecoming of an aspiring ally of justice like her.  For another, she really did not like the idea of her precious breasts being quite so much in harm's way.

Still, a hero had to start somewhere, and given this Mazzie's reputation, the opportunity for Eliana to beat such a petty bully at her own game would surely be a grand heroic accomplishment to start off her career, and be a huge boost for her reputation.

Looking in the mirror, she adjusted her black and yellow strapless spandex bra, making sure her boobs looked great.  With her light blue mini-vest and skimpy black tight shorts, Eliana made her way to the arena.

As her epic, heroic rock music sounded out, Eliana leaped out onto the top of the ramp, striking a flashy pose.  Smiling and waving to the cheering crowd, she made her way down to the ring where her nemesis for today was already awaiting her.

While Eliana had seen the pictures before, actually viewing Mazzie's monstrous breasts in the flesh was quite intimidating.  It was like looking at some crazed mad science experiment or deranged magical spell gone wrong (or right, depending on how you looked at it.)  Her own prized breasts looked almost comically small in comparison.  Still, she managed to hide her anxiety quite professionally, as an ex-idol, posing again and pointing a challenging finger at Mazzie.

"I hope you're prepared, because your reign of terror ends here!"  She declared confidently.

Mazzie waited expectantly for her opponent. Considering her last one was almost a joke, she was really hoping she'd get someone more like Kyoko. The hate for that woman still burned inside of her.

However, what she saw made Mazzie pause again. The girl that came down the ramp was a little taller but... She was practically flat! At least, in comparison to Mazzie. The girl was also wearing a bra and Mazzie couldn't help but stew as her fellow countrywoman slipped into the ring and...

"What?" Mazzie said, perplexed by the girl's words. "What the fuck did you say?" She couldn't believe it. She looked around and then looked past Eliana. "This... This is a joke, right?" the faintest hint of a smile tugged at the corner of her lips.

"Ok, weirdo." She said. "You must be the manager or something, right? Where's my opponent at?"

Eliana felt a sharp pang of indignity, as Mazzie seemed to not be taking her seriously in the slightest. Her immaturity kicking in, she pouted a little bit before replying back.

"I AM your opponent!" She declared proudly. "And you better think twice before underestimating me!"

Mazzie shook her head. "No." She said simply. She stepped forward and poked out her index finger and jabbed Eliana's breast roughly. "You're not. That would be impossible." She said matter-of-factly. "Do you know what kind of match this is?" She said.

"Clearly you don't. I would show you that my tits are superior in a best breast battle, but why would I lower myself like that? Those tiny tits of yours aren't fit to even touch my glorious chest! In fact, you even have them COVERED! If you're too ashamed to fight me properly, then I won't even dignify you with a humiliating defeat!"

Mazzie pulled back her hand and then launched it forward, slapping Eliana as hard as she could across the face. "THAT'S FOR WASTING MY TIME YOU FLAT CHESTED NOBODY!"

Now THAT struck a nerve. Sure, her's weren't as gigantic as Mazzie's absurd pair, but Eliana was still very proud of her own nice tits. Maybe she was still a little shy about totally baring them in public like this, but that didn't matter. There was no way she was going to back down against a bully. Especially not one who had the nerve to insult her like that.

Sent reeling from the harsh slap, Eliana rebounded quickly. Letting out a cry of anger, she threw a hard punch aimed right at one of Mazzie's mammoth breasts. Sure a boob attack was dirty, but technically it was the rules here, not to mention at this distance it was nearly impossible to swing and not hit the giant fleshy sacks.

Mazzie smugly puffed out her chest as she slapped Eliana, expecting that to put the girl right in her place. Unfortunately, all it did was put her own breasts right on display for Eliana to blast with her fist.

"Aiiyeeaah!"

Mazzie screeched as the fist impaced her huge tit. It engulfed the knuckles before Mazzie was sent flying backwards, dropping to her ass as she craddled her tit and whimpered for a moment.

She threw her gaze upward and began to smolder as she tried to soothe away the pain. "You're fucking dead." She growled. "You and those tiny, worthless tits!"

Mazzie flung herself awkwardly at Eliana and reached out for the girl's chest, trying to dig her nails into the fleshy orbs but really trying to get a grip on the girl's top. One way or another, she was going to be exposed and Eliana was going to have her tits ground flat for real!

It was a almost surreal experience for Eliana, feeling her fist swallowed whole by Mazzie's tremendous tit before knocking her flat on her ass. She felt a bit bad, seeing as the match hadn't officially begun yet, though Mazzie had been the one to attack her first.

"Ha! How's thaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE!" Eliana was unprepared as Mazzie bounced right back, sinking her claws deep in her soft and tender bosom. Shrieking in horrible pain, she instinctively grabbed at Mazzie's wrists, hoping to pry her off from her prized boobs.

Mazzie grinned hatefully at Eliana as the girl screeched in pain. Eliana seemed to have no experience whatsoever when i came to a breast battle as Mazzie watched her wrists clutched. it wasn't going to stop her from digging her fingers painfully into Eliana's breasts but punishment wasn't really what she was after.

Mazzie dug her fingers underneath Eliana's top, so that even if her hands were pulled away from Eliana's breasts, she was going to be exposed one way or another. Then, after she was a whimpering pile, Mazzie would destroy her and her ugly, flat chest in front of so many people.

Eliana wailed as Mazzie continued to maul her precious breasts, still vainly tugging at her wrists. Despite her earlier confidence, she was very quickly starting to regret having agreed to such a match.

As Mazzie's fingers moved around, Eliana had a sudden, dreadful realization of the girl's real intentions. She was clearly going after Eliana's skimpy, strapless bra! Unfortunately for Eliana, given her current predicament, she had no idea how to stop her. As proud as she was of her impressive bust, her dignity prevented her from ever fully baring it in public, however it was starting to look like she was going to have little choice in the matter now.

"N-noooo... Please don't..." Eliana whimpered, as if her plea would actually stop Mazzie...