Dirty Laundry! Battle For The 24/7 Title!

"Fonky ain't it!? Haha!" Clyde would exclaim loudly with a mischievous grin upon his face as he shoved the smelly sock against Adrian's nose until she swatted the sock out of his hand while scooting away, allowing Clyde enough time to quickly scramble to his feet.

"Goddangit! That really hurt!" Clyde would say as he clutched his bandaged forehead that had a small blot of crimson upon it. Clyde would then try to quickly reach down for Adrian's legs and pull them up, attempting to place them under his own arms before suddenly falling backwards, attempting to slingshot Adrian into the wall of washing machine's behind him.

"Nooooo!" Adrian shouted as her legs were grabbed, the strong young man launching into one of the washing machines head first. Screaming out as she bounced off one of the doors, falling back down onto a nearby pile of towels.

"Yeesss!" Clyde would shout back at Adrian with a mocking laugh just after launching her right into the washing machines, watching her bounce right off of them before falling down onto a pile of towels that weren't too far off.

"I think It's time we get rid of that ol' stanky smell you got from the sock..." Clyde would say as he walked over to the washing machines and opened one of the doors, yanking out all the clothes from within the machine until it was empty before he turned his attention back to Adrian, trying to reach for her arm and pull the girl up to her feet.

"IN Ya Go, Missy!!" Clyde would exclaim if he managed to get Adrian on her feet, placing one hand on lower back and the other on the back of her head before he attempted to pull the girl along, trying to literally cram her inside of the washing machine and shove her inside, aiming to seal her inside if he was able to. Figuring he could end this little confrontation if he did so.

"Argh!" Adrian shouted as she planted arms either side of the door to avoid being thrown into what was probably going to be a wet and soapy death in Japan. Trying to kick back and catch Clyde in between the legs in retaliation.

"Hopefully this won't shrink ya too much, darlin'..." Clyde would say snicker out to Adrian as he tried to shove her inside the Washing Machine, grinning as he continued to push her with all of his strength, intending on leaving Adrain spinning within the soapy trap and escape the laundromat with his belt, but would be swiftly stopped as Adrian kicked her out at Clyde and nailed him between the legs.

"AGHHHH!!! ...Nyuuggghhhhhhh... Mother...Fucker..." Clyde would cry out in howling pain just as Adrian kicked him in the groin, causing Clyde to stop pushing the girl and suddenly fall forward, dropping to his knees as tears formed in his eyes, slumping against the washing machine as he cradled his aching package, wincing in pain.

"T-That.... That was cheap... ohhhh..."

"Serves you right for trying to kill me with soap." Adrian whined as she relaxed back, safe for now while Clyde was hopping in pain.

"K-Kill you? Hell I thought I was doing you a favor Missy... You look like you could use a good ol' wash just like that stanky sock... Haha... Owww..." Clyde would say to Adrian with a mischievous grin as he remained slumped against the door the washing machine laughing a bit until the pain between his legs ended it.

"J-Just who in the blue hell are ya anyway?" Clyde would ask, not knowing who this young woman was who suddenly attacked him and tried to claim his title belt that he had recently won.

"Yeah that's right, suffer for your jerkishness." Adrian grumbled as Clyde's laughter was cut short. "I'm Adrian by the way." she said, pulling herself up. "The next... whatever belt you have champion!"

"J-Jerkishness..? Awwww.... Y-You're really hurtin' my feelin's here..." Clyde would say sarcastically through a pain-filled voice, still cradling his groin that was still quite sore.

"A-Adrain? What, like the chick from the Rocky movies?" Clyde would ask before he hears Adrian's next set of words that made his eye twitch a bit, turning his head to face Adrian with a look of shock and sheer disbelief as his mouth hung open a bit.

"N-No way you're serious right now... Y-You don't even know!?" Clyde would shout out to Adrian in frustration and disbelief. "You sure as hell wouldn't have tried to pin me unless you knew that I was the reigning ...." Clyde would begin to say before he thought of something. By the sound of it, Adrian had either forgotten or didn't know that Clyde was the 24/7 champion. And if that was the case, The Scallywag Brawler figured he could slip his way out of this one with a sly little lie.

" ...Uhhh... Unless you knew that I was the... Uhhh... The R-Reigning H-Hentai Champion!" Clyde would stammer out as he lied to Adrian, claiming to be reigning champion of a title that he didn't have or even want to go after. He figured this little lie could either fool Adrian Or just make her turn away and leave him be. He wasn't totally sure this plan would work, but felt it had a chance.

The only other thing that could really shatter this plan would be the Referee Yukio, whom Clyde had completely forgotten about.

"Um... aren't you the 24/7 champion? I wouldn't be counting pinfalls if you weren't." Yukio thought she was correcting him, not knowing that once more she'd scuppered his chance for escape.

"That's what it was!" Adrian shouted "I just forgot the name, that's all... Hi-ya!" She shouted as she stepped onto the benches, trying to use the extra elevation to jump kick Clyde in the head, or change the settings on the washing machine. "Besides, hentai champion? ewww..."