Monkey Business

"I hearby officially declare the janitor's storage closet official Brat Pack recruitment office to once again be officially open to all Brat Packs official business.." Izzi declared slapping her prized most recently liberated gavel (judge's hammer) down on the top of the brat pack desk... All four of the brats had gathered for the occasion... Dani was presently flashing a red lazer pointer on the floor, while Cham Cham persued it as her prey in leaps and bounds with reckless disregard to the small space of the janitor's storage closet official Brat Pack recruitment office, or of any items that may be strewn about the place

"...hey..." Izzi proded with a scowl as it seemed like she didn't have the full attention of all the other brats. At this moment Cham Cham hunched her shoulders down low with her weight resting on the front paw gloved hands close to her chest... She wiggled her ass back and forth briefly, nudging her tail back and forth as she judged distance to her target, accounted for wind resistance and considered the moons gravitational pull on the ocean... Then leapt forwards, knocking over a bucket as she slapped one paw down on the red spot... In the same instance Dani switched the lazer pointer off

"Cham Cham's gots it!" The feline said, repsoitioning herself into a sitting position with the right hand paw she had used to pin the dot still on the floor while she scratched the side of her head in victory with the left hand "Bet you thought you were pretty quick huh red?!" Cham Cham mocked down at her prisoner under the right paw

"Hey..!"

"Well who's laughing now..?" Cham Cham lifted her right hand paw and looked down on her prize to find... nothing at all...

"WUT?!!" Cham Cham barked... She paused for a couple of seconds, looking at her empty right hand paw and equally empty floor underneath it... Then inexplicably she lifted her left paw (which hadn't been used at all in the capture of the red dot) and opened it as if she expected to find her prey in there instead.

"HEEEEYYY!!!!" Izzi yelled, slamming the hammer down upon the table a number of times and succesfully making Dani jump "This is important business! In order to expand our mischief making horrizons and wage our on going war with The Enemy, we have to reopen our recruitement program."

"Ai!" Dani said putting away the lazer point while Cham Cham was still looking under her legs and butt where she sat on her hunches on the floor. "And I've already gone ahead and invited a possible candidate.

"You have..? Well... Good... They just better know why they're coming here... unlike with Lil Luci Lollipop last time.."

"Oh.. uhm.. y-yeah... this time I totally told them exactly why they should come here..."

At that moment there was a knock on the door

"That must be them right now... Get the door Kelli DiVanetti imposter!" Izzi commanded, theatrically standing up and signalling with her arm outstretched towards the door "Invite our new brat pack sister into the fold!"

"Hey, watch where you go Cham Cham!"
Not having the full attention would have probably been a step up for Izzi if she had been looking at Kelly right now who had just been nearly run over by Cham Cham in her chase and was now siting a little sideway. In fact, the blue haired kawaii was looking at herself in a pocket mirror right now, drawing her makeup with a blue lipstick.

Why? Because she had forgotten about their little meeting until Hisako, her girlfriend and de facto also calendar, had reminded her that she had a meeting today. So she had put on the first clothes she had in her reach and was now looking like a traffic light with a green shirt, a yellow T-shirt and a red trouser with red running shoes. At least she had taken her purse with her and could now make use of her makeup articles.

"Whaa!"
Kelly was rustled too when the leader of the brat pack hammered her point on the desk. And even worse it was causing her to draw a long, blue line over her cheek which would cause her to look up in horror at her now disfigured face!

Looking in shock between the door, Izzi and then back at the door, she would stagger up on her feet with a still opened mouth before she would begin to frown lightly and point her lipstick in a somehow  threatening manner against Izzi while a *what the fuck?* impression creeped on her face, momentarily lost for words because of being shocked and angry. But still she would open the door with her other hand and step a little bit aside because you never know what kind of nutjob had been invited for her recruitment…

Kelly opened the door to none other than...

Spoiler:

Luckily her mouth was still a little bit opened so her jaw had not so far to drop down. Who was this bosom? That may have sounded uncouth or strange, but in fact the first thing that fell into her eyes were the voluptuous breasts of Mara which were sitting right in front of her eyes.

"H…hello…"
She muttered after she managed to look up in the face of the pink haired wrestler, too surprised to be cheeky or lewd for a change despite the very sexy costume of Mara. Although the thought about the costume at least made it into her possible answers list and was finally even chosen.
"The photo shoot department isn´t here. It´s the janitors...I mean the brat pack recruitment...stuff..."
babbling incoherently was a well honed tradition of the brat pack, and Kelly surely was no expection of that rule.

Previously on the last episode of Brat Pack Antic:

Kelly's face was pretty much at Mara's large breast's height, her bossom looming omniously close to her.

"Oh..? Well its a good thing I'm not here for the photos or for the shooting... or shooting of the said photos then. :3" <- As oblivious as always

"What the hell?!! Is THIS who you've invited?!" Izzi yelled, slapping a hand down on the table and pointing a finger towards the pink haired bunny

"No! I swear! She might have hugged me!" Dani said flabbergasted

"I sure might have! >:3 "

"Then what are YOU doing here?" Izzi demanded

"I got the flyer!"

"But we didn't put out flyers this time.. >.< "

"Oh? Then how did I know to come here..." Mara gave it some thought, looking off up into somewhere in the distance "Maybe I'm not here at all... Maybe none of us is really here.."

"..."

"Quickly! She's trying to think! Shut the door Kelli imposter!"

Kelly was pretty much overwhelmed by the whole situation. The usual chit chat was only a faint, meek white noise running in the background for her as her gaze fell back on the voluptuous bosom of Mara, then back to her face, then back to the bosom.

"Hey…you two can talk..."
She whispered adoringly right into the breasts of the bunny girl, fighting the urge to squeeze them as a welcome gesture before she would kind of find her composure again.
"The enemy has come right to our door and you want to just let her get away?"
She asked in the faint hope that this would incite Izzy to let the bunny girl in so that Kelly could…inspect her! Yes, inspecting was good! But as she already knew the answer, she would slowly try to close the door with a sad look, waving bye bye to the bosom…to Mara!

"If you let her in we'll never be able to get rid of the friggin' bunny! Believe me, it happened last time"

"... But what if we are all here... But its the world that isn't here..." Mara continued in her musings unwittingly while the door slowly squeaked shut on her.

"Godfuckingdamnit! We only just officially reopened the brat pack official recruitment program and this bunny's already officially on us like kids on trix!" Izzi whirled on Cham Cham who had ceased her search for the red dot and decided to just save face and act like she had been preening herself the whole time.

"I told you this was a dumb idea!" She yelled, clapping the feline on the back of the head with her gavel.

"Weeoowww!!"

"But this was your idea Izzi.." Dani put in "You made an official decree of your plan yesterda-.." But Izzi started thumping the gavel down upon the edge of the table to cut her off.

"The hammer has spoken!!!" Izzi declared... the succubus's drumming on the table almost drowned out the sound of the knocking on the door once again, but it became clear as Izzi stopped.

"Oh god... That bunny must have finished thinking... Discount Kelli Divanetti, open the door and throw something at her!" Izzi declared, signaling another theatrical arm towards the door

Kelly looked sadly at the closed door. Now the bosom was gone, and had taken Mara with her. Or the other way, she neither did know or care.

She only heard the bickering with one ear, but Izzi was making herself unpopular again as it seemed. And she did not even stop when the blue haired airhead finally realized that she was calling her an imposter again. Usually she would have shrugged this simply off, but Izzi was responsible for closing the door for Mara.

Grumbling, she would turn around to face her fellow brats and throw her lipstick right at Izzi. Looking grimly in the process, at least as good as she could.
"Oh, sorry boss! We discount impostors are a little bit hard of hearing! I THOUGHT YOU SAID: THROW SOMETHING AT ME!"
She yelled at the end of her little tirade as if she was really hard of hearing before rummaging in her purse, opening the door in a rapid move and throw a piece of foam, usually used to remove make up, blindly against whoever was unfortunate to stand there and taste the wrath of a Kelly that had been denied of bosom!

*...Skirt Steak~...Fish Tacos~...Scalloped Potatoes~...Prime Rib Roast~...*

Sun merrily promenaded onward with embellished marching band steps down the hallway with her hooked arms swinging about in close proximity to the casual AFW employees side-stepping to make way for the inattentive chimpette. Her fluffy-clouded thought bubble swiping between pictures of delicious meal after delicious meal, glistening in their fantasized succulence that made her tummy rumble just thinking about them all. She figured she may as well narrow down the full course menu list before she arrived at her clandestine destination that was offered to her by a skimpily-dressed maid who caught her a few seconds after being chased out of the AFW cafeteria kitchen by the head chef. Sun's days of pilfering whole entrees from behind the chef's back apparently coming to a close once he started installing extra security measures...

...that is until the maid lady promised all sorts of scrumptious free food, and potentially more to be cooked for her later on, if Sun made sure to this secluded Janitor's room at a precise time, and to come alone...NONE of this seemingly suspicious in the slightest to the innocently naive and remarkably gullible monkey-girl marching towards the agreed upon meeting place with her eyes closed and a beaming, somewhat drooling smile on her face. Unknowingly striding past a buxom, pink-haired bunny girl with a finger to her lips and innocent eyes directed towards the ceiling, pondering something deeply philosophical as Sun came to the Janitor's closet, not noticing it's rebranded name as she rubbed her hands together with a wavering sway to her monkey tail. Delighted at all the yummy meats behind this door and knocked on the door before just opening the door herself.

"OH Boy OH Boy~...I can't wait to-blagh!!!" A puff of cosmetic smoke bapped Sun in the face immediately upon entering, the monkey-girl going into a spastic fit of sneezing and coughing before stepping in and wiping off of all of this weird stuff on her face.

Izzi had to duck to the side as the wayward lipstick missle clattered off of the side of her shoulder and then bounced down onto the floor

"YOU MADE ME BREAK MY THEATRICAL POSE!!" Izzi bellowed... By then though Kelly was opening the door to, what reasonably should have been, Mara Bunny and throwing the foam cosmetic pad at her... There was a puff of smoke before anyone could see who was actually there and when the cloud of cosmetics that was obscuring brats viewcleared, it became apparent that the 5"9 180lbs pink haired bunny was nothing more than a 5"1 100lbs monkey. Cham Cham cocked her head to one side in confusion, almost timidly querying

"...B-but... What happened to the derpy bunny..?" She thought about it for a moment while Sun continued to sneeze. "Was she never really here after all, just like she said..?"

"Agh.." Dani said as she stood up, realizing who it was "That's not the derpy bunny, thats the derpy monkey-! I mean, thats who I invited here..." The strawberry blonde maid went over to see if she could help Sun "Sorry, that greeting wasn't exactly meant for you hehe.." Meanwhile Izzi folded her arms disapprovingly

"Heeeer? You invited her here?"