Re: My Christmas present to the AFW

by Cirno Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:28 pm

So, that means you don't like my little Christmas helper?

by CantMakeMehTap Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:51 am

Im sorry but what is metal gear?!??!?!!?

by Lobo Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:52 am

[quote="CantMakeMehTap":1qfgtejh]Im sorry but what is metal gear?!??!?!!?

Tap... The information detailed about "That Project" is Top Secret... The President isn't even aware of such a machine. Normally we'd give you the details by switching over to Satellite Communication via Codec. But we won't.

Metal Gear is the code-name for a series of powerful bipedal tanks, usually armed with nuclear weapons.

The general definition of a Metal Gear is a mobile nuclear launch platform similar in purpose to ballistic missile submarines. However, its precise definition is debatable, as many other weapons have been designed to fill a similar role, or have used the same technology. The individual units have varied greatly in appearance and size, but their purpose has always been the sameâ€”to destabilize the global balance of power via the threat of covert long-range nuclear attack.

The term "Metal Gear" was coined by Soviet weapons scientist Dr. Aleksandr Leonovitch Granin to describe to Naked Snake in 1964 the "missing link" between infantry and artillery: infantry could roam the battlefield at will, but were both vulnerable and lacking in firepower; artillery could inflict immense damage upon an opponent while resisting similar damage, but was at the mercy of the terrain. Granin envisioned a tank with legs, enabling it to quickly traverse the battlefield, dealing and repelling force on a scale never before seen.

Following an encounter with a Gekko, Otacon explained to Old Snake that what makes a "Metal Gear" is specifically its nuclear launch capability. Taking in Granin's original coinage of the term, it can be therefore assumed that a Metal Gear can be defined as a bipedal nuclear weapon. Not only does this negate the Gekkos and the Mk. II/Mk. III from being true Metal Gears, but it also discounts Metal Gear RAY.

I cannot assist you anymore Tap... If you need further assistance, you can contact me via Codec... My frequency is 140.85.
If you need to save your Data... You can reach Iffy also by Codec. Her frequency is 140.96
If you need help with information on firearms and nuclear weapons, Contact Tatyina through codec. Frequency is 666.66
If you to be provided providing with information on health a"nd on how to operate within the Alaskan environment contact Master Cirno aslo through Codec... His Frequency is also 666.66... Also note that he isnt the Original "Master Cirno" He is in fact "Liquid Cirno" in disguise.
Also... You can contact a cyborg ninja called... "Deepthroat" for RANDOM info. Secretly he's Kreepking... You wont need his Codec number... He'll contact you...

Im afraid that is all I can give you Tap.... Good luck in the field... Remember to use "The Box"

Colonel Lobo out.

by CantMakeMehTap Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:28 am

Lol I got none of that but the KreepKing part. Which made me smile <img src=

" title="Smile" /> <- like that

by Hawthorne22 Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:33 am

A metal gear is a giant robot that you only get to fight after 2 hours of gameplay of varying quality and 9 hours of tedious cutscenes, repetitive labyrinthine dialogue in bad need of an editor, constant WHAT A TWISTs that pass off simple truths as grand revelations, your main character constantly stating the obvious in the form of a question, and sometimes poo jokes.

by Lobo Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:36 am

"Colonel, This is Raiden. I have Emma! We've managed to avoid drowning!"

by MrsIffy Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:17 am

[quote="Hawthorne22":25370jgf]A metal gear is a giant robot that you only get to fight after 2 hours of gameplay of varying quality and 9 hours of tedious cutscenes, repetitive labyrinthine dialogue in bad need of an editor, constant WHAT A TWISTs that pass off simple truths as grand revelations, your main character constantly stating the obvious in the form of a question, and sometimes poo jokes.

I needed 3 shots of Jack before I can understand what you said. <img src=

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[quote="Lobo":25370jgf]"Colonel, This is Raiden. I have Emma! We've managed to avoid drowning!"

by Lobo Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:17 am

*Codec Beeping*

"There we be a Slutty Satan Slave Girl!!"

*Gets Silenced SOCOM and shoots Tatyina*

I have cleared thou Frequency mi'lady...

by Cirno Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:33 am

Keep that Metal Gear Solid crap out of my thread!

I could compare it with Syphon Filter.

I could compare it with Splinter Cell.

I could compare it with Michael Jackson's This Is Now.

by ThatOneGuy Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:39 am

[quote="Cirno":24s9j13x]So, that means you don't like my little Christmas helper?

I like your helper! <img src=

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