Topic: Wrestling?

A brand split should have happened a long time ago, along with shifting Raw back down to two hours.

Have some flips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TgbxaQcheQ

*in Vader's voice*

Noooo they're killing wrestling!!!

While Vader might be over reacting, I CAN kinda see his point honestly.

Maybe he'd like something little more traditional?

So Brock Lesnar is being allowed to do a one off fight at UFC 200 in July.


Just for the record, UFC 100 is still the highest grossing PPV UFC has done, at 1.6 Million buys. Wrestlemania's highest buy rate was...last I recalled, it was Mania 28 which had like, a 1.2

BRAWK LAZER IS BIGGER THAN THE WRESTLEMANIAS

So UFC gets borked once again, but I guess they will have to find a suitable opponent for him that does not punch too heavy on his ill stomach(?).

He's going to UFC to lose to a different Samoan.

This was apparently a clause in his contract if he ran out of dates, so props to Brockle Snar for batting 1000 in negotiations.

Brock claims he's 100 percent healthy, so who knows. Maybe he won't die a death before going to Summerslam and dying another death.

Also, can I just point out, that Brock Lesnar has been back in UFC for all of A DAY and already has a fight booked, while CM "EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME EVEN THOUGH FUCK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO ME " Punk has been signed with UFC for over a year and a half, and STILL doesn't have a fight?

He has an opponent, it's just being pushed back because 20+ years of wrestling from the backyards to the big stage tends to do a number on the human body without artificial enhancers for recovery, so he's not cleared.

It could be he's playing the Hogan long con, take the money first then Whoops, too beat up/old can't do it see ya suckers.