Ask Lobo

[Lobo]

Hi Kids. Im' not Charles Barkley. But what I am is bored and selfish and I want your attention.

SO!

Ask me anything and I'll give you an answer.

Examples:

"Hey Lobo, how do I seduce my girlfriend?"

> Tell her to suck yo' dick.

"Hey Lobo, why is the sky blue?"

> I actually did a science project on that in the 5th grade and would tell you, BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE IT RIGHT NOW.

"Why is the Wii U the best console?"

> Exclusives.

Ask away!

[LtLukas]

Some people think that the proto-Indo-European language and culture originated in Anatolia, while others think its ancient home was the steppes of Ukraine and Russia. Which one do you consider to be more realistic?

Why are Mormons allowed to vote?

Why won't any girls talk about memes or cats with me?

Should I wear my red collared shirt on dates, or my blue one?

[Lobo]

I forgot to say 1 question at a time!

1. Russia. People deny it because they don't want to be associated with a place who's queen was boffed by her horse.

2. Because they're not Jehovah's Witnesses

3. They won't talk to you about cats because they're pussies.

4. Which ever is tighter. Also remember to pop the collared shirt for maximum fly.

[Bluemouse]

You mean in your dating simulator, riiiiight lukas?

[Lobo]

It's "Ask Lobo", toots.

[Kitten]

Señor Lobo, Señor Lobo...

How can we renormalize spontaneous symmetry breaking in Gauge theories?

[Cy_Man]

Hey Lobo, if Bonnie and Clyde met my kittens whom were named after them how would they react at seeing kittens with their names?

[Kitten]

Also Wii sucks.... PC Master Race rules supreme.

[Bluemouse]

Lukas means his dating sim, riiiight lobo?

Also, jargon specific to my field of study to make me feel smart.

[Lobo]

@Kitten: Using the Pythagorean theorem

@Cy: They'd lick them.

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