Re: Wow, I'm actually making a thread!

[Soiuku]

Sounds like you had an . .. Interesting? Time?

Anyways, I feel uncomfortable in strip clubs or any club for that matter. Unless it's Chess Club or Yu-Gi-Oh! club, otherwise I'm right at home.

W.B. ((No, not the Movie/Cartoon Company.))

[CantMakeMehTap]

Wow lol Drake? Nice, my girl BFF (Wifey for livefy xD) wouldve freaked out. Well...Imma girl..soooo....stripper thing *thumbs up* yay-i...um...guess..xD. Im glad you had fun Iffy!!!

[MrsIffy]

Sorry guys, I just had a big fight with my dad about the pictures. None of them came out well and looked too dark. " title="Crying or Very Sad" />
I still got my concert pics though, so I'll upload that one.

So happy you all were glad about my trip " title="Very Happy" /> As for the strip club, they charge $300 for a private dance, I think. Either that, or was it $20 per song?
My younger cousin had just turned 21, so he still had that baby face on. Everyone in the bar looked at him like he was fresh meat, but he handled himself well, mainly because we never had the money for a dance anyway.

One of the guys thought I was working there. It was soooo hilarious! Once we got in after verifying our age, I was looking for seats for all of us. One of guys who sat behind us actually gave me some Canadian money and asked for me to take him to the back " title="Laughing" /> (Where ever that is).

I thought about leaving the bar with his money, but meh. I started to think a little bit after I gave him back his money...would I dance on the pole? I don't know. The girls had to wax and lube the poles between every dance as to not get skin burned. The thought of that alone makes me cringe.
It looks fun though...I might give it a shot one day.

The whole place was dark with only neon lights brightening up the entire place. Usher was playing, and even some heavy metal that I wasn't aware of.

As for the parade, my dress was a little small. The tailor had my measurements wrong so it felt like I was wearing a costume from my teenage years. " title="Laughing" />


Funny, I thougt all guys loved to be in strip clubs. I know all the ladies there act extra friendly because they are paid to take you away and give you a dance, but its all business, right?

[CantMakeMehTap]

Of course they're nice! lol they get paid a bunch of money to pleasure men...or women O.O...who they dont even know xDDD I wouldnt blame ya, dont touch the pole or you'll get diseases!! lol

[MrsIffy]

I'd pay to see Cantmakemehtap go on the pole though.... " title="Twisted Evil" />
By the way, there's got to be a shorter way to address you. I'm too much of a lazy bitch to type "Cantmakemehtap" all the time. " title="Laughing" />

[CantMakeMehTap]

Yeah just call me by meh name Courtney. Idc. And hell yeahz!!!-only if you join me!! xD

[MrsIffy]

" title="Laughing" />
Alright, Courtney! Come on up here on the platform then!

*Cues in music and a pole magically appears. I lean over and give the pole a nice rub down with a clean rag*

See, Courtney, you always have to make sure the poles are nice...wet...and slippery. You wouldn't want to get a rash on the soft skin of yours, right?

*Looks back and winks*

[CantMakeMehTap]

*winks back* You dont know how my skin feels, you havent even touched it, but I know you want to! :p *goes over to the pole and slides it in between my breasts and begins to slowly grind it* " title="Wink" />

[MrsIffy]

Ugh, you're such a tease " title="Laughing" />

*I strut my way towards where you were, my eyes never leaving your sight until I turn around. My fingernails run lightly over the shape of my hips*

Care if I joined you?

*Gently, I back my butt against the pole. The shivering cold steel wedges itself in between my warm, twin globes of flesh. Then I begin to grind...up....and down.......up.....and down, with a devilsh grin on my face*

[CantMakeMehTap]

Not at all ;p *as you came over I slid my arms around you and began to grope you* I must say Mrs Iffy, you are quite a nice lookin woman...

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