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1) Mexico would never take a blow for the US
2) If jokes about being fat and stupid are off, can I make jokes about being religious freaks?
3) That Jumping Jack Breaker video is so lame
4) WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?

If our political affairs are everyone else's business, does that mean Mexico's are on the table too? " title="Razz" />

Here's the thing, Bluemouse.

The USA's politics have a heavy effect on the rest of the world. Mexico's...don't. So why should we care about Mexico's politics? " title="Razz" />

Ah but see Cirno, I know, and you know, that you werent joking at all. You would love for the US and everyone in it to die. And Im sure you have your reasons. I was stating you were joking, and joking in response to you, simply to cover my ass so that I dont end up getting lectured for "posting something insensetive" or some bullshit like that by our sometimes over sensetive staff.


As for Mexicos importance....I cant even finish that sentence without laughing. Seriously. Handle your own shit before you start dissing us...Unless Drug Cartels count as official government.

Happy 4th of July to those who like it.

Always divided when it comes to the US.

*Looking at pure numbers from a wrestling! perspective, the US had a hyped start and won his first feud against one of the main eventers, the United Kingdom(upper midcard today). Had some help from the french(upper midcarder nobody likes^^), but anyway.
*Then had a feud with someone near his card place, finally won against Mexico(low carder sadly) while looking stupid for a while.
*Next was a little in-stable dispute, like Superman vs. Bizarro Superman. Superman of course overcame the odds.
*Next was a lengthy feud against germany(main event/upper midcarder), winning over and over again against the whole stable of the axis powers, going over massively with some squashes here and there.
*Vietnam(Jobber) scores an upset victory, but never draws a dime until today.
*Korea(low carder) scores a draw against the big dog
*Boring feud against the UDSSR(mega corporation stable), is part of a mega stable from there on. UDSSR forfeits.
*Turns tweener in a feud against Iraq(low carder)
*Feud against Afghanistan(low carder). Doesn't look too good.
*Forges alliance with the new main event(China)

Catchphrases:
*Wear your gun every day. The King of England could invade your home.
*The best King is Burger King.
*Laugh about Mexico being poor and Canada being Snobs while fighting health care for free with tooth and claw
*Do not wear a beard unless you are D-Bryan or Randy Orton.
*Believe in the american dream and vote republican.
*Point with fingers at financially struggling europe countrys while some midwest US state can't put people in prison anymore cause they can't afford it
*Prostitution is illegal(wtf? Hookers even pay taxes in some countries).
*Immigration is a bad, bad thing(Mayflower says hello)
*White men talking about being native americans...
*You can be a Nazi, but not a Communist(makes me laugh all the time)

My resume:
US is hypocrisy at it's finest here and there, but which country is free from that. I am really glad they dragged the world back from the abyss in the past.

...most of those 'catchphrases' aren't even true, y'know.

Harrier, I'm not sure what would motivate you to compose such a lengthy pile of text, but there's so little value in it that I'm paralyzed trying to isolate a few points to go after...

But I guess we Americans have horns, too, and we eat people.

Of course not, I exaggerate.

The last beer I drunk was years ago, I dislike white sausages and don't live in Bavaria. Still, I am pretty sure most people tend to believe that I do at least fullfill one of the above things when they hear where I come from.

No, I really don't think that's true... Maybe they'd assume you drive a Volkswagen and know someone who's an engineer, but that's about it.

The thing about talking about things authoritatively is that when you're wrong it becomes much more obvious.

Edit: That's not true, Germans also have a rep for being stiff, possibly with a poor sense of humor.

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My resume: