Re: Wow, I'm actually making a thread!

by MrsIffy Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:22 pm

Ok, so I can explain....

Like two weeks ago, I think...I got up out of bed, hopped in the shower, then realized that I was out of Head and Shoulders conditioner! First sign of a bad day. Next, I stepped out of the bathroom only to find out that nothing was on TV! Second sign of a bad day. Seriously, no Maury!?

Next thing I knew, I went downstairs to fetch my handy dandy laptop and stuff, and wouldn't you know it! Fucking shit broke! Someone in my house was using it and dropped the shit on the floor. I knew someone dropped it because of that huge ass crack right on the side of it. The monitor was severed from the keyboard...like....totally broke in half!

I tried turning it on, but then the laptop was like "Fuck you bitch, I aint turnin' on fo' yo ass!"

Uuuugh! Stupid shit!

So then I was like "Fuck this" and went outside to get some air.

The following week, I got up out of bed, went in the shower...STILL NO HEAD AND SHOULDERS! Ugh....bad shit keeps happening to me. So then I went downstairs and found out that my little nephew broke my cellphone! What!? My cell too!?
I looked at my nephew, got on my knees and pleaded "WHY O WHY DID YOU DO THAT TITIT! (Little one in my language, Creole)
After I begged him to give me a reason for his treachery, he looked at me and smiled....like a lil devil boy!

So yeah, I was without internet and a phone. Until I bought a new one! Whoo!

THE END

by CantMakeMehTap Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:55 pm

That was the most intertaining thing Ive read all day. It was like, "fuck you bitch i aint turning on fo yo ass!" <img src=

" title="Smile" /> ILY Iffy...sorry about your stuff tho <img src=

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by MrsIffy Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:59 pm

Thank you, dear. I appreciate the kindness. *Hugs* <img src=

" title="Very Happy" /> Yeah, my phone is good now, I guess. Got a new one and all. My nephew is a little devil but I love him anyway. I should've kicked his ass when he broke it though. <img src=

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Little ones, these days. What can you do with them? Get the whipping belt of course! <img src=

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by CantMakeMehTap Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:27 pm

Lolz thats good u gotta new phone. I remember deh whippin belt...ow....

by Soiuku Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:28 pm

Oh my, a whipping belt. . .

I always got the wooden spoon after I stopped feeling the burn of soap and Tabasco sauce~

by MrsIffy Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:57 am

....wut?

by Soiuku Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:32 pm

[quote="MrsIffy":20aajy7t]....wut?

I got hit with wooden spoons instead of belts. . .

Not sure about you. <_<

by MrsIffy Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:06 am

I meant the soap and sauce bit....

by MrsIffy Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:29 pm

Ugh.........

I feel like shit. I'm sick. Stupid weather changes over here is fucking me up. So yeah, just the other day, I realized that my throat was real itchy. I figured "meh, its just bullshit. It'll go away". But despite that, I never thought this itch would fuck with me while I'm trying to sleep that same night!
I couldn't sleep! Shitty itch was bothering me like crazy! So I stayed up and decided to hop on Google, browsing through pictures of Kanye West and other black rappers. I figured if I gave myself something to do it would make the itch go away for good.

Guess what? That still didn't make my itch go away. If anything, it became WORSE! Stupid Kanye!

So then I decided to take some cough syrup(NOT PURPLE DRANK) and go to bed. It worked for a while until I woke back up today. The itch went away in favor of...... ASTHMA! Holy shit what the fuck, right? Fucking ASTHMA!

So here I am, wearing my brother's pants and typing this message to you all. I have fucking ASTHMA. Why is ASTHMA all caps? I dunno.

by Cirno Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:03 pm

AHHAHAHAHAH!

BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD!

BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD!!

BLOOOOODD TO TH BLOOOD GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRUSH KILL DESTROY BURN!!!!

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