Zebra Woman under fire: Vegetables don't get you far!

Well at least this time it was something Zebra could match in a head on fight, instead of someone who slipped around like a slippery lizard.

Tae Kwan wasn't a slouch, she was quite the force to deal with. But after the several weeks of embarrassments at the hands of the association, at least THIS time it was something that felt a bit more fair. As Tae Kwan and Zebra pushed each other in a clinch grapple, Zebra took the moment to pull back a bit, striking a knee out at Tae Kwan! This would cause her to hunch forward! With that, Zebra would apply a lock around her neck, seemingly ready to drive more knee strikes into her stomach......just as a familiar person in a familiar shirt from someone else came up, cheering with pom poms. THIS new set of commotion again, caused Zebra to at her direction in surprise, before going "Oh god, not again!" as panic overtook her.

This time, however, Maria didn't even actually touch the ring, let along get near it; she just cheered, causing a scene and ringing of laughs through the crowd, that in that short crucial moment, distracted Zebra, who's headlock around Tae accidentally loosened up, her attention taken away from her opponent!

Tae would slip through the arms of Zebra Woman with the distraction by Maria Cacti. She then turned Zebra Woman around before decking her in the face so hard it probably knocked her out. She then stared at Maria Cacti with her “I’m gonna break you” face and that made the children’s entertainer stop dead in her tracks and be all timid like. Tae then used her foot to flip Zebra Woman onto her back before placing a foot on the chest of Zebra Woman. The referee then counted.

1!
2!
3!

The uppercut she took from Tae seemed to have built up all the pent up rage Tae must've been hiding the whole match, because it hit with enough force for Zebra to feel giantly rattled, feeling all her organs vibrate from the hit. It knocked her off her feet, actually made her do an entire flip, smashing to the mat.

As she got pinned and the victor declared, many people in the audience burst into cheers for Tae, not caring where she was from as long as the Vegetarian got her just desserts.

Zebras eyes were spinning in circles under her mask, a big goofy grin stuck on her face as she asked, "Did I win?"

It hadn't been at least until a semblance of sanity rolled back into her senses that she asked herself, "Please tell me there's less than 3 left."

Match 4: Zebra Woman vs Ettie Jack

Ettie Jack:

The fourth enhancement match would be a very weird one. This wrestler was apart of a barbershop quartet and has admitted that wrestling is only a part-time job for her. Halfway, into the match, her barbershop quartet group would come ringside and would come watch her wrestling match.

Ettie would be laying down on the ground after Zebra did a devastating slam on her. She would be in a bit of a daze until suddenly, Maria came running down in a makeshift barbershop quartet costume and would bump into the Ettie’s group. It seemed like she was gonna be trying to sing in a barbershop quartet.

The match had started off roughly but Zebra had managed to get this annoying barber themed bimbo down on the ground after landing a hit and a slam. After the utter roughhousing she'd gone through these past few weeks, she was just glad to get herself on the front foot rather than the back, and just was glad that Maria hadn't shown up yet. She was preparing a big body splash, having got up to the top ropes, that was till Ettie's friends started singing.

And then Maria showed up. OF COURSE she showed up, why wouldn't she. She had been too hopeful.

Maria started singing with the quartet, and that was the moment Zebra's fate was sealed, because she realized the hard way, that Maria really was a streamer for kid friendly stuff, because as she started singing, it IMMEDIATELY got on Zebra's nerves. It ear wormed its way into her brain in the worst possible way. Her voice just had that particular quality to it, that on its own is okay but if it started singing, it would cause a mental breakdown in whoever heard it and would make people want to shut it up with fisticuffs. Zebra stopped her attempt to body splash, before turning her head to look at Maria, pointing accusingly, "Would you STOP FUCKING SINGING ALREADY?! It's really annoying!"

The barbershop quartet, led by Maria, would continue on and the crowd would truly start booing Maria for such an ear worm of singing. It had distracted Zebra Woman to where Ettie Jack slowly got up. She then decided to take advantage of this and go for her signature move.

Ettie would come from behind Zebra Woman and would hook one of Zebra Woman’s arms and the chin of Zebra Woman. She then placed her in a modified sleeperhold as she used Zebra’s own arm to squish the head of Zebra Woman. She also held onto it tight as she wanted to make Zebra take a nap.

And without a doubt, a forced power nap is what would end up happening to Zebra as Ettie flashed her incredible grappling skills and strength for this sudden move she busted on the larger woman, and Zebra found herself getting folded like a pretzel and momentarily choking out, knocking her out cold shockingly fast!

The reference checked, made the sign of KO, and pulled Etties arm to get her to let go of Zebra and signal her as the victor!

As Zebra collapsed on the mat, her arm, neck, and head throbbing, in her power nap she saw zebras hopping over a fence, all of them singing in Maria's infuriating voice. Zebra, sitting inside her dreamscape, whined

"Oh great, now THIS is stuck in my head!"

Match 5: Zebra Woman vs Wilma Steam

Spoiler:

Zebra Woman’s final woman would be somewhat similar to Maria Cacti. However, the difference was that this wrestler was jumping on the opportunity that was the famous cartoon Steamboat Willie entered the public domain and the usage of the character was legal. In other words, Wilma was basically a fresh face and pretty much never wrestled in her life. This should be an easy match for Zebra Woman. Oh it should’ve been.

The crowd knew very well that the wrestler facing off against Zebra Woman was just a fresh face. She would be in so much pain from not having an ounce of experience taking a bump in the ring. Maybe this wasn’t the profession for Wilma after all. That was until Maria Cacti came running down the ring holding a dvd set of old Disney Cartoons. It seemed like Maria wanted to collab with this Steamboat Willie wrestler for her little YouTube Channel to learn about cartoons from the past.

FUCKING FINALLY. It was the last stretch! The near home run! The final segment of this near month long torture she had been put through. Embarrassment after embarrassment, humiliation after humiliation, fucking finally, the agency must've either run out of freelancers to scout or were now contracting rock bottom because this Wilma was downright hopeless compared to even Zebras rather basic skills. Finally!

It felt like a dream come true. Home lap baby. Wilma was boxed, thrown, wrung about, and slammed. It was catharsis at its finest, like God himself had answered her prayers. Oh sweet mercy. That was until she had Wilma placed on the ropes, and Zebra decided to give it a hard super move. She ran in the opposite direction, bounced off, and came running, planning to throw a hard big boot at Wilma and kick her out of the ring. And then it all fell apart.

Maria entered her vision around Wilma's feet, where did she come from? A sense of panic immediately flew up Zebras body as she tried to steer and change her momentum out of the way in shock and panic! She stumbled, before leaping like a frog over the top ropes, right next to Wilma, and flying like a missile into the audience! People screamed as they quickly got out of their chairs to avoid the 6'5 living projectile that was flailing towards them! Zebras face fell face first into a chair, smashing into it, and getting folded up yet again dazed out.

Wilma and Maria would see the train named Zebra Woman coming to run them over with a suicide dive. Maria, probably not wanting a future collab to get hurt, actually pushed Wilma out of the way before falling back and clearing the flight path from Zebra Woman’s face to seat of a steel chair. Maria, now realizing what she done, would then run up to Zebra Woman and tried to wake her up, get her back in the swing of things.

Meanwhile, Wilma would see her opportunity and would slide back into the ring, waiting for the referee to count out Zebra Woman. The referee would get to a count of three. Three turned into Five. Five turned into 7. 8. 9. And then finally, the referee would ring the bell as Zebra Woman was counted out.

Wilma has pretty much done the improbable. She has beaten a highly talented and outranked opponent on her debut and with no wrestling knowledge at all. This was, by far, the most humiliating loss in the entire stretch of Zebra Woman facing enhancement talents. And Zebra Woman lost to a criminal, a hockey player, someone from North Korea, and a literal Barbershop Quartet member. This entire month was basically torture for the Large Vegetarian and it was all thanks to the incarnation of the term “brainrot”, Maria Cacti.