Zebra Woman under fire: Vegetables don't get you far!

Well at least this time it was something Zebra could match in a head on fight, instead of someone who slipped around like a slippery lizard.

Tae Kwan wasn't a slouch, she was quite the force to deal with. But after the several weeks of embarrassments at the hands of the association, at least THIS time it was something that felt a bit more fair. As Tae Kwan and Zebra pushed each other in a clinch grapple, Zebra took the moment to pull back a bit, striking a knee out at Tae Kwan! This would cause her to hunch forward! With that, Zebra would apply a lock around her neck, seemingly ready to drive more knee strikes into her stomach......just as a familiar person in a familiar shirt from someone else came up, cheering with pom poms. THIS new set of commotion again, caused Zebra to at her direction in surprise, before going "Oh god, not again!" as panic overtook her.

This time, however, Maria didn't even actually touch the ring, let along get near it; she just cheered, causing a scene and ringing of laughs through the crowd, that in that short crucial moment, distracted Zebra, who's headlock around Tae accidentally loosened up, her attention taken away from her opponent!

Tae would slip through the arms of Zebra Woman with the distraction by Maria Cacti. She then turned Zebra Woman around before decking her in the face so hard it probably knocked her out. She then stared at Maria Cacti with her “I’m gonna break you” face and that made the children’s entertainer stop dead in her tracks and be all timid like. Tae then used her foot to flip Zebra Woman onto her back before placing a foot on the chest of Zebra Woman. The referee then counted.

1!
2!
3!

The uppercut she took from Tae seemed to have built up all the pent up rage Tae must've been hiding the whole match, because it hit with enough force for Zebra to feel giantly rattled, feeling all her organs vibrate from the hit. It knocked her off her feet, actually made her do an entire flip, smashing to the mat.

As she got pinned and the victor declared, many people in the audience burst into cheers for Tae, not caring where she was from as long as the Vegetarian got her just desserts.

Zebras eyes were spinning in circles under her mask, a big goofy grin stuck on her face as she asked, "Did I win?"

It hadn't been at least until a semblance of sanity rolled back into her senses that she asked herself, "Please tell me there's less than 3 left."