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The Best match ever!
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Re: The Best match ever!
[quote="CantMakeMehTap":1ywhfuva]xDDDDDD
Fuck you for not telling me the answer!




Aah, I'm sooo mad!


Fine, I give up!

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Re: The Best match ever!
Umm.. I think she already gave the answer..oh.. I no one!
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Oathkeeper- Posts : 3730
Join date : 2010-02-06
Re: The Best match ever!
So there was this little girl, and she was excited over her grandparents coming over for thanksgiving.
That night she heard her mom yell, "I don't want that bitch and that bastard in my house!" The girl asked "Mom what do those words mean?" The mom answered. "Oh, those are you grandparents honey!" She woke up the next morning and heard her dad yell "SHIT!" She ran to the bathroom and asked "Dad, what's that word?" And he answered. "That's just my aftershave honey." Later that night she heard her mom yell. "FUCK!" She went to the kitchen and asked, "Mom, what's that word?" Mom answered, "Oh, that's just me cutting the turkey."
That morning she heard a knocking at the door and answered it with. "Hello Bitch and Bastard! Dad's in the bathroom rubbing shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
That night she heard her mom yell, "I don't want that bitch and that bastard in my house!" The girl asked "Mom what do those words mean?" The mom answered. "Oh, those are you grandparents honey!" She woke up the next morning and heard her dad yell "SHIT!" She ran to the bathroom and asked "Dad, what's that word?" And he answered. "That's just my aftershave honey." Later that night she heard her mom yell. "FUCK!" She went to the kitchen and asked, "Mom, what's that word?" Mom answered, "Oh, that's just me cutting the turkey."
That morning she heard a knocking at the door and answered it with. "Hello Bitch and Bastard! Dad's in the bathroom rubbing shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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Re: The Best match ever!
[quote="Oathkeeper":ztjvcvtl]Umm.. I think she already gave the answer..oh.. I no one!
No!
The one with the cow with no legs! Where's the answer to that!?

[quote="Firecyde":ztjvcvtl]So there was this little girl, and she was excited over her grandparents coming over for thanksgiving.
That night she heard her mom yell, "I don't want that bitch and that bastard in my house!" The girl asked "Mom what do those words mean?" The mom answered. "Oh, those are you grandparents honey!" She woke up the next morning and heard her dad yell "SHIT!" She ran to the bathroom and asked "Dad, what's that word?" And he answered. "That's just my aftershave honey." Later that night she heard her mom yell. "FUCK!" She went to the kitchen and asked, "Mom, what's that word?" Mom answered, "Oh, that's just me cutting the turkey."
That morning she heard a knocking at the door and answered it with. "Hello Bitch and Bastard! Dad's in the bathroom rubbing shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
Eeew! Never heard that one before...
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