Shout Out to Boys

"FIVE POINTS!" Boomed Gilroy Magnus's voice into a camera, his face twisted into utter contempt. "WE HAVE FIVE POINTS IN THE BOYS DORM?" Behind him he was standing in the common room of the boys dorm. Over his right shoulder was a one Rudolf Silberruck looking extremely menacing. Magnus stopped himself from going into a screaming rant by tilting his head up and pinching his nose between thumb and forefinger.

"Let me see if I can reiterate the rules so that you cock-hard numb-skulls can understand: In the boys dorm, a boy can demand any match they want from a woman," he dropped his arm to his side and looked back at the camera. "It can be any kind of fighting match. This pretty much means there is no excuse for defeat. If you see a pretty girl who looks like she could kick your ass, demand a handicap match and grab a buddy. If you see a meek girl in the common room, challenge her to a knock out match. If you see someone you don't think you can take on, come get someone stronger, like my associate here," he jerked a thumb towards Rudi, who nodded without saying a word. "He'll not only mess up ANY girl who happens into our dorm, he'll make sure they are made an example of, show them who owns this turf. It is not like any girls have the ability to AMBUSH you here on our own turf

"Now, here's the really important part. Is everyone still listening? If we lose ONE MORE POINT we will lose the right to have that rule. Just one more point, and we won't be able to demand ANY match from ANY girl. That means, all of you numb nuts abusing the rule by making girls feel like they win by getting you off will no longer have that option. Let's see if I do the math right..." he mimed the act of counting numbers, "Oh, that also means that they could ambush us whenever they wanted to. We'd have NOWHERE to sleep, because any girl could come in the middle of your precious sleep, and demand a hardcore knockout match. Sure, sounds hot for the first two or three times, I mean who couldn't get off on getting beaten in the face by a metal chair in the middle of the night," something between sarcasm and disgust dripped from his every word. "On top of that, if we go to negative five, the GIRLS will get to make up THEIR OWN RULE for the dorm! That means we'll likely lose points even faster, hitting negative ten, and then any points we lose will be applied to other areas of the campus.

"We lose the dorm, we lose the game. Get your asses in gear," his right fist smashed into his left hand. "We MUST win this, for men everywhere. Our dominance has been absolute for decades, and now that it's been called into question we MUST OVERCOME! You find a chick in the dorm you can't deal with, get Rudi or myself. I can beat ANY opponent, and you can take that to the goddamn bank!" The feed cut out.

"Great idea, now you'll have all the girls who think they're something coming out of the woodworks on you two," voiced Kent, who had been sitting behind the camera.

"Jya keine problem... Syer all vimps," spoke Rudi, finally.