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Topic: Wrestling?

Lotta saltyness in this thread recently.

So am I the only one who actually enjoyed Great Balls of Fire and Joe vs Lesnar?

WWE finally figured out the formula for 1 on 1 Brock Lesnar matches. No bullshitting around with minor moves or lock ups or whatever, you treat Brock Lesnar as the Final Boss Monster he is, and you fucking smash and attack him with your best shit, right off the bat.

"But Tai, Joe only used like three moves!"

...and they were moves that WWE has shown to be his biggest moves, his impeccable striking, his Uranage slam, and the attempts at the Coquina Clutch.

"But Lesnar only did two moves!"

...yes, and those moves defeated The Undertaker, Cena, Orton, Ambrose, and Batman. Like, Lesnars last two matches have been the most exciting and entertaining of his career, and frankly, I don't subscribe to the "MOAR MOVES EQUALS BEST WRESTLER!" mindset that the indy scene has given everybody.

Like seriously, none of you would have enjoyed wrestling in the 80s. At all. There was like, 6 moves total, and one of them was posing.

As for people being pissed at the ending, bah. I loved it. It's been fucking FOREVER since I've seen a main event end with one finisher. I get that sometimes, on big events, in biggest matches on said big events, having multiple finishers is fun and exciting, but holy shit is it overblown as fuck.

Plus, I love that, rather than just conclusively end Joe there, the story was that Brock basically got lucky as fuck, caught Joe with a desperation F-5, and that was enough of a surprise to keep him down for a 3 count. Also that Ambulance match was fucking awesome, Brauns going places, Braun won, Braun didn't get buried or jobbed out (...which will do NOTHING to keep people from bitching that he was), and Reigns was in complete heel mode on monday, which was enjoyable as fuck to see.

I had fun, I was sports entertained, and so far I'm looking forward to Summer Splash.

ENJOY YA SALT, #HEELTAI OUT!