A Christmas Carol for you all...

Well, I normally don't give much attention to holidays, but I've somehow woken up all Christmassy today. Thus, I decided to compose a very special carol so that we can all sing along and celebrate Christmas - AFW-style.

*clears throat* Well, here goes nothing!

On the first match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
A kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the second match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the third match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the fourth match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the fifth match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
FIVE CHAMPIONâ€S BELTS!
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the sixth match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Six royal rumbles
FIVE CHAMPIONâ€S BELTS!
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the seventh match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Seven powerbombs
Six royal rumbles
FIVE CHAMPIONâ€S BELTS!
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the eighth match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Eight boston crabs
Seven powerbombs
Six royal rumbles
FIVE CHAMPIONâ€S BELTS!
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the ninth match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Nine muscle busters
Eight boston crabs
Seven powerbombs
Six royal rumbles
FIVE CHAMPIONâ€S BELTS!
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the tenth match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Ten humiliations
Nine muscle busters
Eight boston crabs
Seven powerbombs
Six royal rumbles
FIVE CHAMPIONâ€S BELTS!
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the eleventh match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Eleven backs a-snapping
Ten humiliations
Nine muscle busters
Eight boston crabs
Seven powerbombs
Six royal rumbles
FIVE CHAMPIONâ€S BELTS!
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

On the twelfth match of Christmas, Yatori gave to me…
Twelve jobbers tapping
Eleven backs a-snapping
Ten humiliations
Nine muscle busters
Eight boston crabs
Seven powerbombs
Six royal rumbles
FIVE CHAMPIONâ€S BELTS!
Four handicaps
Three tag teams
Two naughty heels
And a kawaii in the Friction ring!

Merry Christmas, people!

might have changed the order myself.... but still great! have a rep, why don't you?

http://vocaroo.com/
Someone get drunk enough on eggnog and do it!

maybe i can trick the gf into making this into another gift.... among my slew of voices, i can do a reasonable baritone croon, but not sure how appropriate it'd fit