The Hitjob - Saori Saito vs. Maria Cacti

Saori broke out of Maria's tight hug and rolled off after flattening the shortstack. Hopping onto her feet with a dextrous jump, she brought her hands up in a defensive stance, saying, "You're not catching me offguard this time."

With that she moved in cautiously, once again trying to keep her attention on Maria as seriously as she could (which was still more a struggle than it had any right to be). On being close enough, Saori would attempt to throw a palm strike right into Maria's face to try pushing her into the ropes!

Saori got distracted by the audiences sudden disapproval of not the move but the match itself and the sudden wave of vitriol aimed at the two. Turning around, she said, "Hey, hey, what?! We LITERALLY just got started! Have some patience man, sheesh!" she had to sidestep to avoid another tomato thrown at her, shaking her fist angrily at the audience. "Who's carrying tomatoes out to a show, seriously?!"

The commotion and her response however had left her back open to Maria if she was going to make her move!

Saori was so distracted that Maria's little intrusion behind her made her jump. This unfortunately, was not positively recieved as now the audience revealed that besides tomato's, there was a variety of vegetables that some people had for some reason been carrying and started throwing them, ranging from onions to garlic to broccoli of all things. The referee had to dodge a few, and even the announcer had to inform people to please stop throwing eatables into the ring.

This didn't stop Maria from her attempt at an offense though! She pulled Saori (who was surprised by her strength) and threw her into the ropes. As Saori rebounded off, she saw Maria was about to hit her with a clothesline, but then her eyes caught the sight of a splattered tomato on the ring that she was about to slip on. Giving a "AYEE!" she jumped up, and actually leap frogged OVER Maria, and came in for a roll and then standing up...then slipping on another splattered tomato, causing her to slip and slide right out of the damn ring from under the bottom ropes!

Her arms shot out to grab the bottom ropes, which stopped her from completely falling out.

The slipping and sliding really wasn't helping and the absurdity of the situation was so unreal even the referee seemed ready to walk out on this.

Saori was released from Maria's attempt at an attack, rolling off sideways before getting up. Now she was getting pissy at all this but tried to hide it as much as possible, before going up to Maria, trying to make sure she didn't slip on any tomato residue. She had a deal, she was at least going to TRY to do something about this.

She would try to grab the little rat by the hair to pull her up, which if this went without a hitch (and Maria didn't slip on any nearby tomato residue), would receive a chop to the chest!

And boy did they need some tighter security because some of the fans were getting extremely irritated as hell with this. And some wanted to end this right now.

One fan slipped past security, running towards the ring and jumped in, and hands outstretched for Saori like as if they were going to strangle her! Saori turned around in time, and proceeded to whip a spin kick aimed for the fans head!

The unfortunate attacker got ragdolled and the force of it knocked them out of the ring ropes and onto the area outside the ring. The entire audience went "OOOOOH!" and quieted down, with even some security looking at this in surprise. The referee had to check to see if the fan was okay, and aside from a hard bruise, declared the fan was alive and semi conscious.