Re: For those who keep win/loss records.

by LunarWolf on Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:40 pm

* Grammar police Arrives*

" OKay Mr. Harrier, you have really crossed the line this time. It's time to go to jail, go straight to jail and do not pass Go! Are we clear ?"

by UrbanChamp on Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:03 pm

[quote="TaiKamiya":sk661vnp]Tai has three record accomplishments here.

1. More wins then any male in AFW that keeps win/loss records.

2. More losses then any male, and possibly any female, in AFW that keeps Win/Loss records.

3. If you take his 13 wins, and balance them out with his 16 losses, then Tai's record is negative 3.

-3 wins.

Thats Right, Tai has the most wins of any male, and the LEAST wins of ANYONE ON THE ENTIRE BOARD!!!! (Of those who keep records)

So I'm proud.

Also, I'm officially forbidding anybody to squash Tai ever again. Lose, yes, squash, no. From this day forth, I shall no longer be known as a Jobber!!!!

Besides, if I became the new Jobber, what would WrestlerRyu do?

Also, what's up with some of your earlier matches not showing up when I try to search for them? Did a lot of messages get deleted a few years ago?

by **Old_Man_Tai** on Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:50 pm

Well Urban, from 2004 until we came here in 2008, AFW used to be on two different boards, Freeadultboards and for a short time, Smartgroups, Now while we obviously are no longer there and sadly, lost a fair amount of the info stored there, the matches done there still count in your characters match log.

And before anyone argues with that, let me point out that Kelsea, our Admin, does that. If she does it, that automatically means it is allowed by all.

That is why most of my, and some of the other older members early matches are not found. Because they were on the old boards and I only was able to keep records of some of them. I honestly forgot what Tai's first 5 matches were, otherwise that record would be different.

Also, Im not getting the CM Punk references....Im hardly asking to be in the main event or demanding respect.

Unless stating my refusal to be the new common day jobber is taken as a sign of ego and demanding respect. Which hardly seems fair.

by kerflubble on Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:01 pm

I think the CM Punk thing is sleeping with every Diva on the roster.

by **Old_Man_Tai** on Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:04 pm

I would be totally fine with that.

Tai goes both ways.

He will gladly do hentai matches with anyone he finds hot and make them suffer the S.T.Ds in the process.

(Ahem, note, S.T.D.'s refers to the name of Tai's 4 new submission finisher, "Something" Torment Device.

The STD part is just a pun meant to confuse you.)

by UrbanChamp on Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:09 pm

Does getting raped or sexually humiliated by the entire female roster count as actually sleeping with them? LOL

by **Old_Man_Tai** on Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:16 pm

.....You don't talk anymore....

XD

I have no idea really. But if you believe the theory that having sex with one person is like having sex with everyone they have ever been with, then eventually everyone will have slept with Tai. AND MY PLANS WILL BE COMPLETED TO DOMINATE!!!!

by UrbanChamp on Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:03 pm

[quote="TaiKamiya":2k8p9gwr].....You don't talk anymore....

XD

I have no idea really. But if you believe the theory that having sex with one person is like having sex with everyone they have ever been with, then eventually everyone will have slept with Tai. AND MY PLANS WILL BE COMPLETED TO DOMINATE!!!!

With as many questions as I ask (like an annoying child), you expect me to just stop talking? See, that's another question right there.

That "chain letter" sex theory is so fucking stupid. who came up with that shit? They had to be either one of those religious freaks who thinks the world is 6000 years old or they were the nastiest pervert in the universe. Either answer would fit.

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