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Champions & #1 contenders
Clyde Gastin & Kelly Conway talk about the Friction Ranking?
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Clyde Gastin & Kelly Conway talk about the Friction Ranking?
AFW Headquarters: 1:47 p.m.
Clyde Gastin bursts into an all too familliar TV set used for the AFW's wrestling Promo's and quickly begins to demand towards a staff member that he turn on the camera and begin broadcasting, threating the man with a knife that Clyde had pulled out from his right boot.
Around that time Kelly Conway stormed the gates of the AFW HQ and in a matter of seconds made it to the same floor as Clyde. She would wordlessly join him in the interview area, scowling at the camera with the most hateful eyes ever seen by Mankind... and all 3 of his alter-ego's...
Also around this time; Sex Wars Luchador. Lobo; would sit on a nearby bench at the gym with a phone in his hands, looking up at the TV that was going from distorted Static, to an image of two people who he knew all too well. "Oh Fuck Me..." He'd groan with regret, thinking it was a bad idea to notify these two about...
[size=150:24g0g9go][align=center:24g0g9go]AFW Friction Top Ten Rankings![/align:24g0g9go]
Clyde: "The Friction Rankings have been released..."
Kelly: "And the only thing we have to say to that is...."
Clyde & Kelly: "FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!"
Kelly: "I'm Number 7!?!? What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'M THE GODDAMN QUEEN OF WRESTLING... KELLY MUTHAFUCKING CONWAY!!! I DEMAND that I be named the Number 1 Contender!!!"
Clyde: "Now hold on! You guys gonna make a Top Ten List for Friction... But not Sex Wars!? Ya'll bout the suckiest bitch-ass muthafucka's I ever done seen in mah whole dang life!!"
Kelly: "Oh nobody gives a damn about YOU!"
Clyde: "Bitch, I keep it real!"
Kelly: "........"
Kelly: "Anyway.... Mark my words AFW.... Kelly Conway is done playing.... From this day forth I ain't jobbin to no man or woman! Im gonna be tearing this whole company a new asshole when Im done with every single one of you... No longer will I sit by and let the world think im some kinda loser... From this day forth... Kelly 'The Bitch' Conway is gonna snap bones, cash checks, break necks, and be the champion I was destined to be!"
Clyde: "Damn..."
Kelly: "Now if you idiots watching are done drooling like the monkeys you all are... I have to great Babel on my interview show... Peace Out Jabronies!"
With that said Kelly Conway angrily storms off.
Clyde: "Well then... Onto my second argument... Why Ain't mah sister in the top ten!?!? Huh!?"
Camera Man: "She just started her 1st match like 9 minutes ago..."
Clyde: "For Real?"
Camera Man: "Yeah, Man..."
Clyde: "Mark my words AFW, Bonnie Gastin is gonna be running wild on friction as your New #1 Contender very, very soon! You can be damn sure that im gonn' see to that! The Gastin's are gonna be taken over baby! Ain't no stoppin us!!" *Clyde stoms off*
Camera Guy: "Uhhhhh.........."
Clyde: *Jumps back camera view* "Wu-Tang!!" *Storms Off*
Clyde Gastin bursts into an all too familliar TV set used for the AFW's wrestling Promo's and quickly begins to demand towards a staff member that he turn on the camera and begin broadcasting, threating the man with a knife that Clyde had pulled out from his right boot.
Around that time Kelly Conway stormed the gates of the AFW HQ and in a matter of seconds made it to the same floor as Clyde. She would wordlessly join him in the interview area, scowling at the camera with the most hateful eyes ever seen by Mankind... and all 3 of his alter-ego's...
Also around this time; Sex Wars Luchador. Lobo; would sit on a nearby bench at the gym with a phone in his hands, looking up at the TV that was going from distorted Static, to an image of two people who he knew all too well. "Oh Fuck Me..." He'd groan with regret, thinking it was a bad idea to notify these two about...
[size=150:24g0g9go][align=center:24g0g9go]AFW Friction Top Ten Rankings![/align:24g0g9go]
Clyde: "The Friction Rankings have been released..."
Kelly: "And the only thing we have to say to that is...."
Clyde & Kelly: "FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!"
Kelly: "I'm Number 7!?!? What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'M THE GODDAMN QUEEN OF WRESTLING... KELLY MUTHAFUCKING CONWAY!!! I DEMAND that I be named the Number 1 Contender!!!"
Clyde: "Now hold on! You guys gonna make a Top Ten List for Friction... But not Sex Wars!? Ya'll bout the suckiest bitch-ass muthafucka's I ever done seen in mah whole dang life!!"
Kelly: "Oh nobody gives a damn about YOU!"
Clyde: "Bitch, I keep it real!"
Kelly: "........"
Kelly: "Anyway.... Mark my words AFW.... Kelly Conway is done playing.... From this day forth I ain't jobbin to no man or woman! Im gonna be tearing this whole company a new asshole when Im done with every single one of you... No longer will I sit by and let the world think im some kinda loser... From this day forth... Kelly 'The Bitch' Conway is gonna snap bones, cash checks, break necks, and be the champion I was destined to be!"
Clyde: "Damn..."
Kelly: "Now if you idiots watching are done drooling like the monkeys you all are... I have to great Babel on my interview show... Peace Out Jabronies!"
With that said Kelly Conway angrily storms off.
Clyde: "Well then... Onto my second argument... Why Ain't mah sister in the top ten!?!? Huh!?"
Camera Man: "She just started her 1st match like 9 minutes ago..."
Clyde: "For Real?"
Camera Man: "Yeah, Man..."
Clyde: "Mark my words AFW, Bonnie Gastin is gonna be running wild on friction as your New #1 Contender very, very soon! You can be damn sure that im gonn' see to that! The Gastin's are gonna be taken over baby! Ain't no stoppin us!!" *Clyde stoms off*
Camera Guy: "Uhhhhh.........."
Clyde: *Jumps back camera view* "Wu-Tang!!" *Storms Off*
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Tension: Clyde Gastin Dulsa Youkai Kid
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