The not so official wrestling/martial arts thread

So, I was wondering if you guys and gals happen to have any real life experience with wrestling or martial arts.

Maybe you enjoy the occasional tussle with your friends or your significant other? Or maybe you have a black belt in Karate and want to brag about it? Then this is the right place for you. As the great thread maker I am, I'll start with my story.

From time to time my friends and I will arrange a tiny wrestling tournament. Usually it takes place in a garden with six participants and can get pretty rough. While those are all guys, once every full moon we have two ladies that may join us. Those fights are way less competitive though.

My biggest win so far has been me knocking out our 6 feet 5 giant. I got him in a sleeper hold and it felt like I was trying to overwhelm a grizzly bear " title="Laughing" />
The worst lose has to be against one of the ladies. This 5' 6", 120 lbs max girl managed to get her legs around my neck and choked me out cold. Yeah, I'm 6' and around 180 lbs and yeah, it was freaking embarrassing " title="Neutral" />

Now it's your turn. Don't be shy and I may hand out some pie!

Well, I practice Tai Chi and there really is no 'belt system' you just learn and practice. The better you do the higher the sash and all, and bladdah bladdah, no competition. So this dude is unaware that I also fight with wrestling throws and slams, and shit-tons of throws. He thinks because he's 5'8 which is 3 inches over me and muscled up that, 'he's got this' and punches at me, and I side-step, choke-slamming him into a wall and step back, and walk away.

He COMES BACK, knees me in the back, I drop and roll backwards, duck his next punch, and chicken wing it and his other arm behind him and Suplexed him, knocking him out cold. Funniest moment of the day.

Wow. Soiku, your story almost sounds like a serious fight to me. " title="Shocked" />

Personally, I have no martial arts background whatsoever. However, as stated in my introduction thread, my boy and I enjoy the occasional tussle. Nothing too serious, we actually just roll around a lot and most of the time it just ends up as rougher foreplay " title="Very Happy" />

...her legs around my neck and choked me out cold.

Haha I feel your pain. That happened to us once and I was scared to death. A grown man waking up after passing put from a blood choke is no pleasant sound " title="Sad" />

Now where's my pie?
PIE, NOW! " title="Razz" />

I would imagine that's so. Blood choking sound .. . yeah . .

Oh my gosh, I remember when my brothers and I used to playfight back when we were kids. " title="Laughing" />
You guys have no idea " title="Laughing" /> Some days, we were the Power Rangers and other days we were playing WWF with each other. So much fun. " title="Laughing" />

I was in grade level back then, so I was just a little girl. On the couch, on the bed, in the backseat of out mother's car...anywhere we could do it, we did it " title="Laughing" />
I always hang with my brothers, so I guess that could explain why I like so many "boy" stuff. There's a little tomboy in me " title="Very Happy" />

Though I never got myself into a any REAL fights like you guys did. Wow....that's....just something else......

Currently, my cousin is trying out for his Golden Gloves...whatever those are. So I guess that means that he's trying to enter the professional circuit one day. My uncle used to own a gym until his lease ran up, so yeah....
We all used to visit there and just hang out.

I did take a wrestling class in High School, but that was only because I needed the credits or else I wouldn't graduate.....yeah....

Sorry that I don't have any serious, real life/bloody experience to share like you guys....I guess.

Awesome Thread! Yeeeeah! Im so happy somebody made this topic! now I can talk about this one time how I totally punched this guy square in his face until he bled like crazy! Dude i was trying to get home on time to watch TV but this big black guy came up to me and said some shit to me that I totally didnt like to hear!
So i was like what you say? and he was like gimme yo money, brotha!
Dude I totally wasn't having that! No way!

Good thing I was trained in art of kokonojutsui back when I was 5, so yeah, I totally had the upper hand! I grabbed his arm, then TWISTED that shit off like a twig dudde!! he was all crying and shit but I was like "hahahaha, how are you gonna get your money now that you have only one arm!??"
Next, I jumped like 10 feet in the air(ok not really, but dude I was pretty high up) then landed with a CRAZY looking BREAKDANCE KICK TO HIS TEMPLE!
Knocked him OUTCOLD! DUDE! I killed that guy!

Totally!


Btw, Iffy, is that you with the boxing gloves on in that pic on your facebook? Niiiice!

*stumbles into the room with a gigantic Chocolate Cream Pie in his arms and hands out slices to Soiuku, Jayne, MrsIffy and Kreepking*

Nice stuff so far, keep em coming. Oh and Jayne and MrsIffy? Your nonviolant stories are equally appreciated " title="Wink" />

but dude you dont understand! I killed that guy. Kinda like how Soiuku and you did Kyotsang! I'm just as experienced in the secret, sacred style of kungfuu like you dudes! I did a triangle choke on my grandma(that bitch didny wanna make me my waffle fries) and I totally KOed this one muslim guy(that fucker tried to convert me to join his little cult but I wasnt having it)

dont get me started on what I did last night.

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Btw, Iffy, is that you with the boxing gloves on in that pic on your facebook? Niiiice!