Ninjette vs. Sanosuke - Northern Hospitality

"You couldn't break a Kit-Kat bar, but you just keep right on swallowing your own horseshit." She rolled to the ropes and made her way up, getting about the same time she did. Sano was a little low on grey matter, but he was physically dangerous - her best shot was going to be keeping on him. She had to bring the fight his way, at terminal velocity.

She broke into a run, pushing past the pain in her chest, and dropped down at the last moment to give him a baseball slide right in the shin.

Sano braced himself for Ninjette's charge but at the last moment she ducked down and slid right into his shin." Son of a bitch." Sano screamed out in pain as she would fall forwards towards the down Ninjette as her moment had knocked the legs right out from under him and he was falling right towards her. Sano tried to make the most of his fall and he gritted his teeth as he aimed his head for her face to try and hit Ninjette with an impromptu headbutt.

And down, down he went. "You scream like a little girl, by the way. Just throwing that out there." It wasn't strictly true, but it was close enough to make the crack.

Kozue figured Sanosuke would be going down, but she didn't calculate on him going down on her, and she certainly hadn't factored a damn headbutt into the equation. She took it hard in the face and jerked back, eyes screwed shut. A headbutt. In her face. That was her thing, damn it. She refused to be out headbutted.

She responded with a headbutt of her own, only this one had the metal guard on her forehead to add in some extra pain.

Sano's head hurt a little after giving Ninjette the headbutt but he knew that Ninjette had to be hurting more. However, it seemed that Ninjette was not going to take that laying down and she immediately headbutted Sano back. "Son of a bitch." Sano yelled out as Ninjette's metal forehead protector slammed into his face. Sano immedaitely roled off of Ninjette while holding his face in pain.

Kozue wobbled back as he went down, nursing her own head for a moment and enjoying the sight of him going down. "Ooo, that looked like it hurt, might be bleeding. Might need a tourniquet."

Since this was a hardcore match, Kozue decided it was time she started getting hardcore. She came at him from behind and pulled his bandanna down his face and to his neck, then tugging on it hard and choking him from behind. "Gotta watch those fashion accessories, man. At least mine works good for headbutts. Yours just looks dumb and makes it easy to do shit like this."

This would do for now, but Kozue was going to have to start getting creative in a minute. A chair, maybe? Kind of mundane, the best part of a hardcore match was that she could get into all sorts of crazy shit. She had to learn to start pushing things a bit more - she was a high-flyer, risk was the game. Embrace it.

Sano was still recovering when he felt Ninjette grab his headband. "Hey get off of that." Sano managed to yell out before Ninjette started to choke him with his own clothing. Sano's hands immediately went to his throat to try to pull the cloth away from his neck so he could breathe. After a second or tow Sano would let go with one of his hands to try and throw a few elbows behind him in hopes that he would be able to hit Ninjette and get her to back away so he could breathe.

"Oh, so it's okay for you to yank my hair off my scalp, but I choke you with your stupid Ryu bandanna, that's too much?" She tightened it harder, just for emphasis. Payback was, indeed, a bitch. "Fucking hypocrite."

As enjoyable as it was to choke Sanosuke and get some sweet silence, it wasn't meant to last - he had to go and do that annoying 'fighting back' thing, instead of just going the fuck to sleep like a good little boy. She took two elbows in the stomach before she let go and back away, letting him take in a few gulps.

But only a few. She was in a good position, and she wasn't going to waste it. She moved back in and swung her leg around with a roundhouse kick, looking to kick him right in the side of his head as she came at him from behind.

Sano breathed deeply as he managed to get Ninjette away from him and Sano immediately tore his headband off so Ninjette couldn't do that to him again. However, as Sano did this Ninjette decided to kee pthe ball rolling and her foot connected solidly with the side of his head. Sano fell to the mat in a heap as his hands moved towards his aching head. Sano was in a bad spot a t the moment as the blos to his head had disoreinted him giving Ninjette enough time to set up whatever she had planned next.

The audience winced, the referee winced, even Kozue winced as the kicked slammed against her Sanosuke and dropped him like a ton of bricks, leaving him nice and prone in the middle of the ring and giving her all sorts of options. She could always go for another submission, but this guy was a tough one to hold down, and that sort of thing was best for people closer to her weight class. She could just stomp the crap out of him, which would be cathartic, but boring for the audience. An aerial attack? Yeah, that was the way to go. But she couldn't let it be that simple...

"Don't go anywhere." Kozue gave him a little pat on the head and slid out of the ring to the floor. She reached under the apron, and sure enough found all sorts of goodies. Chairs, tables, ladders, what may or may not have been a dildo bat, and...

"Ah, here we go." She pulled out a baseball and the crowd started to go wild, glad that this hardcore match was officially getting hardcore. She held it high as she hopped up the stairs and climbed the turnbuckle, standing tall on the top rope while she took aim.

Distance was just right. Target in sight. Weapons locked. Fire away.

She jumped, spun her body in full front flip to gain some momentum, and brought the bat crashing down on Sanosuke's back with all the strength she could muster...which wouldn't be too much, but between gravity backing her up and the fact that she was hitting him with a fucking metal bat, she figured it would all come together.

Sano was still holding his head while Ninjette prepared her next move. By the time Sano had recovered enough he heard the crowd roar in approval before the metal bat slammed into his back causing Sano to scream out in pain as the hit caused him to writhe on the mat in pain. "Son of a bitch." Sano yelled out as his hands moved towards his back to try and soothe the pain which left him completely open to Ninjette's next move.