Storytime With Go Fuck Yourself

So tonight:



I almost fell in a fire.





Because.




















I was peed on.


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So tonight:



I almost fell in a fire.





Because.




















I was peed on.


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Well I mean, thankfully you didn't fall in the fire and get burned, as that would be bad.



Being peed on though....is kinda funny.


Animal? Pet? Drunken A-Hole?

HAR HAR HAR

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You are so lucky.

So there are two of these. Apparently getting "Bad Gateway" after informe times out doesn't mean that it didn't go when you clicked post.



Anyway.



One of my friends has a dog. He brings him when they come for dinner. Animals in general love me. LOVE me. The dog gets so excited, and I play with the dog and get him all riled up and excited and so on and today it came to a head when urine.

I said something like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKK!" And something like fell over backwards, but due to my ninja-like reflexes I was able to narrowly avoid the bonfire behind me. Both the food and my ass were saved.

She's lukcy she got peed on?

You're sick.

Wow, kid. I never took you for a urine fetishist.

Lost respect, kid. Lost respect.

Lobo's the one who WANTS to get peed on. I'm just the poor sap who got in the way.

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhgC2o6IEeo:2qw9l6do]Haters Gonna Hate. Lovers Gonna Love. I don't even want none of the above, I want to piss on yoooouu~[/url:2qw9l6do]